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Author Topic: B.F.B.B-2 [No Longer Interested]  (Read 323995 times)

mount a machinegun on an outer window inside the bunker

shoot the queen in the eye

shoot the queen in the other eye


seduce the queen

I was waiting for someone to comment something loveually related.

I was waiting for someone to comment something loveually related.
I was waiting for that too.

Spray the first squadron with the CIWS on the tank.

While that's happening I wave at the Alien Queen. Then I throw a Nokia 3310 at her, shouting:
"Go phone home, you have a hangover!"

ATTACK CYCLE END

Nicepoint's attention is suddenly grabbed by an alert showing up on his wristwatch and beeping in his earpiece, which quickly multiply, indicating that a large object has been detected out in space, heading straight for orbit.  It is set to arrive in three days' time.  He squints over the statistics and finds it to be... nearly 23 times the size of the Space Station!



Turn 89 Results




ZeUberMedic fires both L.E MG-42's at the Alien Queen. The shots connect without trouble, inflicting 200 energy damage.

Texan101 calls upon his legion of 20,000 clones! He gets a dial tone. Eventually one clone shows up, but it's the mentally handicapped one.

Ayebee123 emerges from nowhereville, spraying and praying two miniguns while shouting "DIE forgetERS!!!. Due to the recklessness of his attack method, most of his shots don't connect, and just leave him exhausted and open. What bullets do connect inflict 40 physical damage to both Runner Swarms and Alien Queen.

Mad Hops Disease draws a glock before popping a cap in the Alien Queen's ass neck. The bullet inflicts 80 physical damage, but surprisingly has no adverse effects.

Redconer rushes forward and delivers a powerful kick to one of the runners in Runner Swarm One. Inflicting 235 physical damage.

AL-22 shouts an encouraging statement before firing an entire volley of the gatling blaster into the First Runner Swarm. The bullets inflict 315 physical damage.

AADs generate a firing sector around the players. Attacking swarms will be slowed while in this sector and take damage in return.

The Nanites infiltrate the runners and slow down their muscle movements, making them easier to track and predict.

Nicepoint draws a flamethrower before unleashing cleansing flame upon the First Runner Swarm. Inflicting 125 fire-element damage and inflicting 'On Fire!'.

Twix mounts a machine gun on an outer window inside the bunker just outside the chamber. It won't do much good to assist in the fight though.

TheMrDoors draws a revolver before delivering a precise shot to the Alien Queen's eye. Causing the eye to burst open into blood and make her shriek in agony, as well as recoil backward. The shot inflicts 435 CRITICAL damage.

TableSalt follows through with TheMrDoors' example. Drawing another revolver and replicating the same action he did. This time, the Alien Queen anticipates his attack, and avoids it by bending her body to the side.

Metalliku attempts to seduce the Alien Queen with horrible pickup lines and badly executed comments. She doesn't seem to understand at all.

The Goliath Tank sprays the First Runner Swarm with the phalanx autocannon. Inflicting 160, 135, and 140 PIERCING damage.

Failbros2 gives a friendly wave to the Alien Queen. Then chucks a phone at her, telling her she needs to phone home cause she has a loving hangover. He isn't sure if she understands what he just said, but it seems to have made her angrier.

AEGIS-1 focuses their fire on the Alien Queen. Discharging simultaneous blasts of energy at her lower, monstrous body. Inflicting 145 energy damage.

GCQCS-1 charges forward and engages the Alien Queen head-on. However, she makes it rather difficult for them to attack her human body, causing her to only take 115 energy/physical damage.

The Ice Golem steps forward and throws a punch at the Alien Queen. She lowers her own body to dodge it's attack.

Gear Gigant X uses gear shield, protecting itself from damage...Hopefully.


ROUND 1 FINAL BOSS

The Alien Queen

<{[ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ▊ ]}>
97.89% HP



Afflicted With: 'Royal Blood'
(Cannot be debuffed)
(Cannot resist any damage types)
Afflicted With: 'Restorative Cannibalism'
(Consumes the corpses of allies)
(Gains health equal to 1/2 the corpses maximum health)

The Alien Queen lets out a vocal call consisting of incomprehensible warbling and reverberating sounds. Suddenly, a Swarm of Gliders enter the chamber!

The Alien Queen devours the two fallen runner corpses. Restoring 550 HP.

Glider Swarm
A swarm of gliders which have responded to their queens call.
The queen's chamber is large enough to facilitate their use.
Watch your head.
800/800 [6]
Afflicted with 'Squadron'
(When health reaches 0, exhaust one squadron counter to restore health fully)
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)

Runner Swarm
[1]
A swarm of runners which have responded to the danger posed to their queen.
Individually, they are fragile and weak. But as a group, they are an overwhelming force of death.
420/550 [6]
Afflicted with 'Squadron'
(When health reaches 0, exhaust one squadron counter to restore health fully)
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)

The First Runner Swarm performs a coordinated assault. Spreading out and assaulting TableSalt, Metalliku, and Redconer. TableSalt and Metalliku are both killed. Redconer barely survives.

Runner Swarm
[2]
A swarm of runners which have responded to the danger posed to their queen.
Individually, they are fragile and weak. But as a group, they are an overwhelming force of death.
510/550 [8]
Afflicted with 'Squadron'
(When health reaches 0, exhaust one squadron counter to restore health fully)
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)

The Second Runner Swarm stampedes forward! All 8 runners swarm over the Ice Golem. Inflicting 2450 physical damage as they tear it apart like a swarm of army ants.

TableSalt & Metalliku are dead!

[Allies]


[Active Effects]



God loving damnit these guys are tough. Alright I want a vote.  Should I use the killdozer to hollow out the tunnels to move the Automated Attack Squadrons in to boost efforts and then use the killdozer to seal the entrance and guard it close behind?

Activate revive links on fallen players.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2017, 02:52:24 AM by SWAT One »

Attempt to cripple as much of Runner squad #1 as possible.

take the battle titan and go batstuff on runner squad 2

Fire Both L.E MG42s While Screaming
"FOOOR THEE EMPEROOOR"
« Last Edit: July 01, 2017, 05:30:24 AM by ZeÜberMedic! »

fire machine gun at runner swarm 1