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Author Topic: B.F.B.B-2 [No Longer Interested]  (Read 369078 times)

Bomb the gliders with ice missiles

"DOORS, BATTLE-BROTHER! RELOAD ANOTHER OVERLOADED MISSILE!"

I fire again


I shout "PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON AND GET OUT OF THAT THINGY THAT'S EATING YOU"

then i throw a frisbee at her

Aim for the head and forget her up

then i throw a frisbee at her

throw c4 on frisbee and detonate it once it hits her

Go ahead with plan and have the killdozer bore out the tunnels so more allies can funnel in.  Specifically, bring in the remaining GCQCS and 2 AEGIS squadrons to help clear out the cave.

2 turns to complete.
1 turn to transport in. GCQCS begins effectively as a guard dog on that first turn when it transports in. AEGIS enters the main battle after that turn.




Turn 91 Results




Ayebee123 hands Metalliku a book on alien languages, just in case he wants to try seducing the Alien Queen again.

Ayebee123 draws his auto-sniper once again, aiming for the Alien Queen's chest. He fires a shot, but immediately re-orients his aim and fires for her other eye. As expected, the queen shifts herself to avoid the chest shot. He sends another shot for her forehead almost immediately after.

The shot aimed for her eye connects as predicted, causing the other eye to burst along with her own pained shriek and recoil. Inflicting 450 CRITICAL damage. The forehead shot connects immediately afterward, inflicting another 325 physical damage.

JamesH realizes he still exists, before blasting the forget out of everything. Inflicting 120 physical damage to each Alien Swarm, and 80 physical damage to the Alien Queen.

TableSalt launches a homing missile towards the Alien Queen's crown. Before the missile can connect, the glowing edges on the crown's points suddenly discharge bolts of red electricity, which destroy the missile mid-flight.

Nicepoint fires a focused shot at the Alien Queen's head. The shot connects and blows a hole open through her head, causing her to recoil and shriek in pain. She takes 750 CRITICAL damage.

The AAD's each target one swarm and deliver potent fire from their vulcan turrets, inflicting 430 physical damage to each swarm.

Mad Hops Disease hurls a grenade into the Alien Queen's mouth, specifically the large toothed one at her base. It detonates soon after landing, causing her to grunt openly in pain. She takes 210 explosive damage.

Metalliku launches a series of frozen missiles at the Glider Swarm. Inflicting 180 ice damage and 'Chilling' them.

AL-22 calls upon TheMrDoors to load another overloaded missile. He doesn't seem to listen this time. So he just fires a normal one at the Glider Swarm. Inflicting 595 explosive damage.

ZeUberMedic fires a cluster rocket at the Alien Queen. The rocket splits into multiple smaller rockets prior to impact. They primarily detonate on her lower body, inflicting 155 explosive damage.

Failbros2 shouts: "PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!! Also get out of that damn thing, it's eatin ya!" He then proceeds to hurl a frisbee at her. TheMrDoors makes a seriously lucky and badass throw, landing a piece of sticky C4 onto the frisbee mid-flight. Once the frisbee connects with the Alien Queen he detonates it, causing her to mildly recoil and take 180 explosive damage.

Bloo Kirby the 2nd takes advantage of her momentary blindness and aims for her head, delivering a gunshot that inflicts 200 physical damage.

The Killdozer begins to bore out the tunnels into the hive to allow the entry of more allies. GCQCS-3 & AEGIS-2/AEGIS-3 begin to make entry to the hive.

AEGIS-1 focuses fire on the First Runner Swarm. Inflicting 500 energy damage.

GCQCS-2 charges forward and rips into the Glider Swarm. Inflicting 430 energy/physical damage.

The Goliath Tank launches an Incendiary MLRS at the Second Runner Swarm. Inflicting 360 explosive damage and 'Igniting' them.

The Reaver Battle Titan fires it's laser blaster at the Alien Queen. It impacts her human body and inflicts 300 energy damage, leaving behind burn marks.


ROUND 1 FINAL BOSS

The Alien Queen

<{[ █ █ █ █ █ █ ▋     ]}>
83.18% HP



Afflicted With: 'Royal Blood'
(Cannot be debuffed)
(Cannot resist any damage types)
Afflicted With: 'Restorative Cannibalism'
(Consumes the corpses of allies)
(Gains health equal to 1/2 the corpses maximum health)

The Alien Queen consumes the corpse of a glider. Restoring 400 HP.

The Alien Queen chants something in an unidentifiable reverberating language. Suddenly, the eyes of her kin glow a vibrant purple. What did she just do?


Glider
[1]

A creature sporting extremely powerful legs, capable of crushing skulls and propelling it skyward. This, paired with it's frills. Allow the beast temporary flight.
765/800
Afflicted with 'Clairvoyance'
(This unit is providing vision for the Alien Queen)
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)
Afflicted with 'Chilled'
(Speed is reduced by 30%)

The First Glider launches itself upward, before descending rapidly upon Mad Hops Disease. He is able to backstep and dodge it's strike, an attack that would have surely killed him otherwise.


Glider
[2]

A creature sporting extremely powerful legs, capable of crushing skulls and propelling it skyward. This, paired with it's frills. Allow the beast temporary flight.
800/800
Afflicted with 'Clairvoyance'
(This unit is providing vision for the Alien Queen)
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)
Afflicted with 'Chilled'
(Speed is reduced by 30%)

The Second Glider steps forward and locks it's jaws into the Goliath Tank. Inflicting 205 damage.

Runner Swarm
[1]
A swarm of runners which have responded to the danger posed to their queen.
Individually, they are fragile and weak. But as a group, they are an overwhelming force of death.
375/550 [3]
Afflicted with 'Clairvoyance'
(This unit is providing vision for the Alien Queen)
Afflicted with 'Squadron'
(When health reaches 0, exhaust one squadron counter to restore health fully)
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)

The First Runner Swarm focuses it's attack on ZeUberMedic. The three runners coming at him from different angles, and despite his armor they manage to rip his throat out.

Runner Swarm
[2]
A swarm of runners which have responded to the danger posed to their queen.
Individually, they are fragile and weak. But as a group, they are an overwhelming force of death.
145/550 [5]
Afflicted with 'Clairvoyance'
(This unit is providing vision for the Alien Queen)
Afflicted with 'Squadron'
(When health reaches 0, exhaust one squadron counter to restore health fully)
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)
Afflicted with 'Stampede Exhaustion'
(Defense is reduced by 30%)

The Second Runner Swarm stampedes forward! Charging into Ayebee123 & AL-22. They tear both of them apart.


Redconer, Texan101, ZeUberMedic, Ayebee123, and AL-22 are dead!

[Allies]


[Active Effects]



Revive link on the players that did the most damage in the last turn.

focus down the swarms

Oi, I know I'm dead and this isn't a try, but I didn't hand the book to Meta, I passed it. I swear, its only me who gets bothered by this type of stuff.
« Last Edit: July 03, 2017, 02:29:58 AM by Ayebee123 »

Try to crawl myself out of hell

get as bloody far away as possible, get out my sniper rifle, and shoot the forgeter in the head