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Author Topic: B.F.B.B-2 [No Longer Interested]  (Read 367843 times)


(during this move I pull ammo out of my ass, ouch) I take 2 ak-47s out of nowhere, then shoot to the beat of this song, and reload so loving fast you would think I mastered the art of masterbaiting. The song is https://youtu.be/nGM3azJY3yQ (and somehow I aim at everyone exactly on their loving heads)

It's a queen, not a king :P

i know, i can't edit gifs (unless i feel like it)

no darn it I meant beat the stuff out of the queen with the Titan's giant ass weapons

Yell "STOP ATTACKING ME YOU XENO SCUM!"
Take Out Heavy Boltor and firing at Drone Swarm




Turn 95 Results




Nicepoint redirects the nanites into the Drone Swarm. Crippling them.

Nicepoint draws his flamethrower and roasts the Drone Swarm in fire, inflicting 410 flame damage.

AAD's perform a crossfire on the Drone Swarm. Inflicting 620 physical damage.

TableSalt straps several pounds of C4 to himself before suicidally diving into the Alien Queen. Exploding spectacularly; inflicting 900 explosive damage and killing himself in the process.

The Auto-Life Field restores him shortly after death.

Failbros2 draws a railgun and pops the First Glider. Inflicting 625 physical damage.

Mad Hops Disease decides to copy TableSalt. Strapping C4 to himself before Self Delete charging the Alien Queen. This time she reacts, smacking him with a tendril just as the C4 detonates, causing her to take a reduced 450 explosive damage.

The Auto-Life Field restores him shortly after death.

Redconer grabs a piece of ham before violently charging forward. TheMrDoors assists and grabs a full chunk of ham, following up with him. They both smack around the Alien Queen. Somehow inflicting 310 ham damage.

AL-22 straps multiple HE grenades to a bomb. He lights the fuse and hurls it at the Alien Queen. It lands inside the fleshy mouth at her base before detonating, inflicting 750 explosive damage.

AyeBee123 draws two AK-47's before unleashing a hailstorm of bullets to the beat of a very rapidly moving song. He lands perfect headshots on every opponent, inflicting 500 CRITICAL damage to all enemies. The drones only take 210 damage due to their armored skulls.

JamesH climbs into the Reaver Battle Titan and unloads the gatling blaster into the Alien Queen; inflicting 620 physical damage.

ZeUberMedic gets angry, and draws a heavy bolter before firing a full clip at the Drone Swarm. Inflicting 330 physical damage.

AEGIS-1, 2, & 3 focus their fire on the Alien Queen. Roasting her with pure laser power; inflicting 960 energy damage.

GCQCS-1 & 2 pull back from the tunnels and attack the Alien Queen from behind. Inflicting 550 physical/energy damage.

Now that the tunnels are clear, runner/glider summons are restored.

The Goliath Tank casts 'Incendiary Burst Rounds' & 'Explosive Shell' for both MLRS modules.

The Phalanx Autocannon emerges and locks into place before revving up and opening fire on the Drone Swarm. The bullets fired easily pierce the drones thick skin and armored skulls, inflicting 435, 470, and 455 physical damage. A 'Cooldown' is activated once the firing sequence ends.

The Left MLRS fires a swarm of missiles at the Drone Swarm. Inflicting 820 explosive damage. A debuff is not inflicted. A 'Cooldown' is activated once the firing sequence ends.

The Right MLRS fires a swarm of missiles at the Drone Swarm. Inflicting 690 explosive damage. A 'Cooldown' is activated once the firing sequence ends.


ROUND 1 FINAL BOSS

The Alien Queen

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44.57% HP



Afflicted With: 'Royal Blood'
(Cannot be debuffed)
(Cannot resist any damage types)
Afflicted With: 'Restorative Cannibalism'
(Consumes the corpses of allies)
(Gains health equal to 1/2 the corpses maximum health)

The Alien Queen devours the corpse of a drone, regaining 750 HP.

The Alien Queen rears forward, emitting a low frequency growl before suddenly letting out a vast echoing call. This summoning call does not seem to attract any of her normal or evolved servants..But judging by the tremors coming from outside the chamber it is attracting something bigger.

Drone
A spineless, flexible creature; that appears to be the only male among the other denizens of the hive.
The drone is physically tough and difficult to bring down.
1085/1500
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)
Afflicted with 'Thick Skin'
(Takes 30% less damage)
Afflicted with 'Armored Skull'
(Cannot be headshot or suffer critical damage)
Afflicted with 'High Pain Tolerance'
(This unit is difficult to stun)
Afflicted with 'Crippled'
(Movement Speed, Damage Resistance, and Attack Damage is reduced)

The Drone Puts itself between the Alien Queen and the players. It is 'Protecting' her, and any damage directed at the queen will be redirected to the drone until it is killed.


Evolved Runner
An evolved runner which has responded to it's queen's call.
A creature of Debilitation.
Those who face it will be worn down to destruction.

800/1500
Afflicted with 'Stalwart Servitude'
(This unit cannot be made an ally)
Afflicted with 'Debilitation Resistance'
(Immune to 'Bleeding' and 'Poison')

The Evolved Runner begins to 'Protect' the Alien Queen. Any attacks directed at the alien queen will be redirected at the evolved runner until it is killed.




[Allies]


[Active Effects]


The ground tremors as something large moves just outside the chamber. The sound of fighting is heard,
 but this quickly ends as what remains of GCQCS-3 comes flying through the entrance of the queens chamber, having been hurled out of the alpha drone's chamber.

Suddenly, the entire wall behind the players bursts down as the Alpha Drone rampages into the chamber, somehow it did not die earlier but was simply knocked unconscious. Now having been called upon by it's queen. It's aggressive entry into the chamber causes severe damage to all 3 AEGIS groups, as well as killing Ayebee123, TheMrDoors, TableSalt, and JamesH.

The Alpha Drone halts once it reaches it's queen, emitting a low guttural tone. The two seem to share a brief reprieve of mental communication before the Alien Queen suddenly begins to consume the alpha via the large mouth at her base!

ATTACK CYCLE START

The Queen is currently consuming the alpha drone alive! There is no telling what this consumption could do to her, given how she can restore herself simply by consuming her own kin; imagine what consuming her own alpha will do!

Throw dynamite at the mouth, maybe something will happen?

what
the
actual
forget


insult the alien queen for eating the alpha drone via telepathy
then attempt to seduce again

I grab a chainsaw sword and try to cut off as much of the alpha drone as I can before the queen eats it.

The AADs try to disrupt the eating

I also order nanites to attack the aliens' internal organs.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2017, 01:49:03 AM by Nicepoint »

disrupt the drone/evolved runner guarding the queen with the battle titan
« Last Edit: July 07, 2017, 04:37:06 PM by Mad Hops Disease »