B.F.B.B-2 [No Longer Interested]

[lord techno]

Turn 99 Results

Mad Hops Disease fires his supercharged railgun at the Alien Queen The shot pierces her abdomen and causes massive recoil; inflicting 1245 physical damage.

Nicepoint roasts the queen alive with his flamethrower; inflicting 425 fire damage.

AL-22 draws his chainsword before leaping upward and cutting the Alien Queen down the middle. Inflicting 500 physical damage.

Redconer walks away from death and relaxes in a lawn chair to watch the fun.

TableSalt draws a massive revolver before unloading the entire clip into the Alien Queen. Inflicting 700 physical damage.

JamesH blasts the Alien Queen with the Reaver Titan's laser blaster, inflicting 610 energy damage.

Ayebee123 draws a sword from the ground; charging forward and violently stabbing it into her stomach.

NotBomberguy defies all reality and hurls a spaceship at the Alien Queen. Inflicting 500 physical damage.

ROUND 1 FINAL BOSS
[Phase 2]

The Alien Queen

<{[ D  E  A  D ]}>
0.00% HP

Afflicted With: 'Royal Blood'

(Cannot be debuffed)
(Cannot resist any damage types)

Afflicted With: 'Alpha Drone's Fury'

(Capable of attacking multiple times per cycle)
(Damage is increased by 300%)

Afflicted With: 'Centipede's Sprint'

(Moves at extreme speeds)
(Instant-Hit or Homing Attacks are recommended)

Afflicted With: 'Suicidal Separation'

(Health is significantly reduced)
(Cannot restore oneself)

Afflicted With: 'Clouded Vision'

(Accuracy is reduced)
(The ability to dodge is reduced somewhat)

Afflicted With: 'Weakened Carapace'

(Takes higher damage from physical sources)

The Alien Queen shrieks tremendously as she takes one too many blows. She collapses.

ZeUberMedic & Redconer are Dead!
[Allies]
[Active Effects]

[Ad Bot]

[failbros2]

loving BITCH THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CROSSIN ME

[lord techno]

As the alien queen falls at the hands of the players; something tremendous occurs.
All of the hive's denizens suddenly go catatonic. They become immobile for at least a solid minute, before snapping back to reality, much less hostile then before. Most of them simply bail and run out of the hive into the wilderness.

You have won! The hive is vanquished and round 1 is completed!
Something interesting happens with the queens corpse however

A black parasite burrows out of the queen's skull, looking rather small and insignificant; no doubt the source of her sheer aggression. The parasite begins to crawl towards the players at very high speed out of urgency, making small hissing noises.

[Ayebee123]

Oh no

Early celebration, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk

[lord techno]

???

The Rage Parasite

<{[ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ]}>
100.00% HP

Afflicted With: 'Minor Defense'

(Takes 10% less physical damage)

[Allies]
[Active Effects]

[lord techno]

ATTACK CYCLE START

The forget is this thing? Might as well kill it.

[Metalliku]

stomp it

[failbros2]

stomp it

Stomp it twice.

[Twix]

stomp it

assist

Stomp it twice.

assist x2

[Ayebee123]

Grab metal boots, put em on, and stomp it FIVE TIMES HOLY stuff IM BADASS (also redconer could really help here)

[lord techno]

ATTACK CYCLE END

That was fast.

[lord techno]

Turn 100 Results

Metalliku, Failbros2, Twix, and Ayebee123 charge forward and begin stomping the Rage Parasite with no mercy. Every time they stomp on it, a critical hit sound occurs. The Rage Parasite takes 99999 CRITICAL damage.

???

The Rage Parasite

<{[ DEAD ]}>
0% HP

Afflicted With: 'loving Died'

(The Burning you feel? It is shame.)

[Allies]
[Active Effects]

[lord techno]

The large fleshy sack, which sealed itself up in a shell of armor; begins to pulse and gurgle. After a few moments; it splits open and regurgitates a large armored egg; about the size of a motorcycle. Brief examination reveals an embryo inside which bears some resemblance to the queen that was just killed. It is safe to assume that this egg contains a brand new alien queen. If the parasite is left out of the picture, it's likely to be much less aggressive then before.

Some movement occurs in the fallen queen's skull again. It almost seems like another parasite will emerge; but instead it is an oddly shaped bone. Which bursts from her cranium and lands a few feet from her body. The bone has noticeable indentures which resemble that of a flute. It even includes an open end through which air can be blown through, whatever this flute is for though remains to be seen. It is definately worth further inquiry however.

[lord techno]

AFTER-ROUND INTERMISSION

The second round is being planned out and will be executed at the end of the intermission. Use this opportunity to relax and coordinate with your fellow players.

[Twix]

take the flute thing back to that fob/base/outpost thing and do research on what it does
after the intermission, of course