Failbros2 grabs a chainsaw; revving it into action before charging straight towards
TheMrDoors. Before he can dig into the door,
Ögnalakh steps in front of him and takes the blow directly, the saw ripping into his dense belly fat. Moments later the teeth on the saw shatter and break off; unable to withstand the torment of tearing into such fat. He inflicts 220 physical damage.
Mad Hops Disease hops into a jeep and speeds towards
Ögnalakh. The fat-ass clown just sits still and makes no attempt to dodge. Upon impact; the jeep pushes inwards into his massive belly fat before bouncing back out and slamming into a tree, shattering. The impact inflicts 350 physical damage.
HVACS-1, 2, 3, & 4 arrive and coordinate a precision attack against
Ögnalakh. Hundreds of bullets fly from their ammunition reserves; but each and every bullet seems to just get absorbed into his everpresent body fat. Inflicting 600 physical damage.
ZeUberMedic grabs an upgraded bolter before firing it's clip entirely into
Ögnalakh. The bullets get swallowed up into his massive fattiness and he takes 300 physical damage.
Texan101 launches a coin as a projectile towards
TheMrDoors.
Ögnalakh steps in front of the coin and takes the hit; the tiny projectile plopping into his belly fat. He takes 250 physical damage.
Metalliku charges forward with a sharp piece of ice in-hand.
Ögnalakh gets in his way and ends up taking the sharp weapons impact. The sharp ice cutting open his body fat and revealing even more body fat. Inflicting 175 physical damage.
AL-22 deepthroats a medical kit. Restoring himself fully.
LTS targets
Ögnalakh. However; for some strange reason the debuff is not applied. Just what kind of clown is he?
SPLP continues to focus.
Ögnalakh flops up some of his body fat inbetween the door and the beam; causing him to take it's damage. Inflicting 507 heat damage.
SOBP launches an orbital bombardment.
Ögnalakh expands his body fat to completely cover the door, upon which he absorbs the entire incendiary bombardment, taking 900 fire damage.
The Destroyer fires it's railgun at
Ögnalakh. He opens his mouth and swallows the projectile, burping afterward. He takes 500 physical damage.
NotBomberguy presses the respawn button. He respawns.
TableSalt pulls
Redconer out of the well.
Random M4 Shermans fire upon
TheMrDoors.
Ögnalakh throws his body fat in the way; causing the shells to impact his fattiness and deal 450 physical damage.
TWELFTH BOSS
The Dimensional Doorway
(TheMrDoors)
Gateway to The Boss Realm
8800/4000
Afflicted with 'Soul of Ögnalakh'
Can no longer be healed.
Afflicted with 'Attack Incapable'
Unable to attack directly.
Afflicted with 'Lightning/Magic Vulnerability'
Vulnerable to Lightning and Magic
Afflicted with 'Pinpointed'
Takes 25% more damage.
-40% Evasion
TheMrDoors opens up, revealing
The Dimensional Doorway.
An army of
Tiny Martians exit the doorway.
BOSS MINIONS
Army of Tiny Green Martians
Miniature Swarm of Green
10/10
[500]
Afflicted with 'Squadron'
When health reaches zero, exhaust one squadron counter to restore health fully
Ögnalakh
Fat-Ass Clown
[DEAD]
Ögnalakh pulls out a stake and mallet from his hat. Nailing the stake to the back of the door before impaling himself on it, screaming in agony for a solid minute straight before he snaps his own neck. Upon his death, his spirit exits the body and is absorbed into
TheMrDoors. Healing him for 8500 HP!!
Bloo Kirby the 2nd is dead!
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