Fortunately/Unfortunately [ver. Pain]

[Willymcmilly]

fortunately, that is your special interest

[Ad Bot]

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

Unfortunately, you are not so willy as you are

[Marios]

Fortunately, you are abducted by aliens.

Who are exceptionally skilled at medicine.

[Space1255]

Unfortunately the medicine only works if shoved up your ass. The thing is massive.

[BLockyBuildingBro]

fortunately, you wake up from some mess of a dream, and start your day normally

[Malleo100]

Unfortunately, you still have polio

[crazy54311]

Fortunately thanks to advances in technology, you can get your polio to go away

[Space1255]

unfortunately you're a child and your parents won't let you take the medicine to kill it off.

[Rabbot32]

Fortunely, you kill them.

[Marios]

Unfortunately, you are a kid, and don't know how to administer anti-polio medicine.

[cromartini]

fortunely, you later grow up and administer the anti-polio medicine

[Marios]

Unfortunately, by the time you grow up just standing there you are hungry, thirsty, homeless, and fired from the Somalia job that was five feet from you because you never went there.

[Refticus]

fortunately, this is your special interest and it turns out your semen is a vaccine for polio

[Drydess]

unfortunately, you're a good christian and can't masturbate or love before marriage

[Frequency]

fortunately, you're married now