Fortunately/Unfortunately [ver. Pain]

[Malleo100]

unfortunately, she's infertile

[Ad Bot]

[Frequency]

Fortunately, that doesn't matter because you just want to use your semen to cure your polio

[cromartini]

unfortunately, your ballsack was cut off so they can make a cure for polio.

[Refticus]

fortunately, the price for the polio cure is 1 dolla

[Nonnel]

unfortunately, you do not have 1 dolla

[Whackin]

fortunately, you find one dolla on the ground

[Refticus]

unfortunately it's actually 1 peso.

[The Murderous Cop]

fortunately a man pays you 1 dolla for that 1 peso

[Frequency]

unfortunately, that dolla was a forgery

[Malleo100]

fortunately, the forgery is infallible from a real dolla

[ReddBoi]

unfortunately, the real dolla was from a bank heist, and now that you are in possession, the police are on their way

[Frequency]

fortunately, you have superpowers that allow you to defend yourself and escape the fuzz

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

Unfortunately, you left your brain at the salad bar

[Frequency]

fortunately, they were kind enough to return it to you

[dcseal]

Unfortuantely, they only return half of it