Fortunately/Unfortunately [ver. Pain]

[CRITAWAKETS]

Fortunately, you only use 0.0000000001% of your brain so it does not matter.

[Ad Bot]

[Malleo100]

unfortunately, it was still only half of your brain, rendering you to be mentally handicapped

[Bwopper]

fortunately, you undergo a new scientific drug test that regrows your brain to 200% times the average size.

[Aqua Teen Cancer Force]

unfortunately, no new knowledge is added.

[crazies alt]

fortunately, that last statement was a jape.

[failbros2]

unfortunately, the Japanese come in and shoot you

[crazies alt]

fortunately, you remember the ''how to respawn for dummies'' book you bought a month ago

[Refticus]

unfortunately you can't read or think because you have bran demege and you die

[Marios]

Fortunately, you didn't have "brain damage" but "bren demege" so you are able to read the book, follow the instructions and respawn.

[Refticus]

unfortunately you respawn as a roosterroach

[Nonnel]

fortunately you are a roosterroach with a huge richard and muscles

[Marios]

Unfortunately the huge richard reduces your mobility greatly.

[Nonnel]

fortunately you've got the leg muscles to compensate

[Marios]

Unfortunately you cannot fit in tight spaces because there's a huge richard in the way.

[Nonnel]

fortunately you can stretch any small space to fit your mega roosterroach rooster