Fortunately/Unfortunately [ver. Pain]

[cromartini]

unfortuenatly, no.

[Ad Bot]

[ReddBoi]

fortunately, you notice the typo

[Aqua Teen Cancer Force]

unfortunately, noticing the typo does nothing

[Refticus]

fortunately, your salmonella and aids have been cured by the doctor after watching this horrific display of typos

[crazies alt]

unfortunately, the antidote he gave you managed to give you diabetes somehow

[Potatoh]

fortunately, that's your special interest

[Drydess]

unfortunately, you inject more diabetes to become more pleasured

[Potatoh]

fortunately, diabetes is now actually healthy for you

[Refticus]

unfortunately, the diabetes causes your crocodile form to return, your special interest is spiraling out of control

[Drydess]

fortunately, that's your special interest

[cromartini]

unfortunately, a nearby protestant sees this and cures all of your special interestes.

[Nonnel]

fortunately, a catholic touches you and you get an age difference special interest

[Refticus]

unfortunately, you commit to a life with the lord, meaning you cannot have love until you marry

[CRITAWAKETS]

Fortunately, you decide to convert afterwards to Pastafarianism. Ramen.

[Drydess]

unfortunately it's only because you have a ramen special interest