What is your IRL superpower?

[The Resonte!]

aaaahahahahaha
u sure you're talkin about yourself there pal

being the first on a new page is also a superpower

B)

[Ad Bot]

[Jshotgun]

i can suck my own richard put my legs behind my head

[Foxscotch]

getting into fights on the internet for no reason

[Punished Toxicology]

heh. they're called gaster blasters

[IkeTheGeneric]

I can squirt blood from my eyelids as self defense

[Becquerel]

i can suck my own richard put my legs behind my head

i read this as "I can piut my richard behind my head"

[warble]

knowing the make and model and approximate year of pretty much every car on the road (even when I was 5 or 6 years old)

boring everyone with irrelevant facts about cars

[Timestamp]

to eat ass

[dr_pepper]

I can squirt blood from my eyelids as self defense

Ike is a horned lizard confirmed.
OT: I can recite the lyrics of 100+ songs at the top of my head.

[shitlord]

being able to instantly tell if im going to get along with someone or not

[kanew2000]

Mine is being able to half-ass anything and still slide by somehow.

Tell me yours or I will go apestuff and break my computer.

the ability to make you go apestuff and break your computer

[warble]

i only weigh 148 lbs but i ate 2 double quarter pounders from mcdonalds for lunch today. how many lightweights can eat like that. if i were a betting man i would bet not many

https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=305634.0

[Foxscotch]

being able to instantly tell if im going to get along with someone or not

can you get along with me

[hodot]

i can morph into pretty much anybody i'm hanging out with and it makes them like me more

[SubDaWoofer]

enjoying math