Mainstream News media will bitch itself into a coma.
Hillary dyes her hair to try and get attention from the news and 'connect with millenials for the next election."
Star Wars Rogue One causes a backlash that pushed back the DVD/Bluray/Digital Release
Xbox Scorpio is shown off but the date gets pushed back twice.
Minecraft hits a second wind in terms of popularity with it's new app Minecraft GO, but it doesn't las through the summer.
Nintendo Switch surprisingly flops, but the reason makes sense, built-in always online DRM and 'optional' celluar data to support online functionality, RIP Nintendo.
Han Solo didn't die, he actually just fell into a secret escape hole and was picked up by that orange bartender lady, you'll understand when episode VII comes out.
'Deadpool 2' need I say more?
'Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money' actually comes out
And finally, 2018 happens at the end of 2017.