Author Topic: ITT: It's the Medieval Times  (Read 6017 times)

yes
as a matter of fact here comes one now


By Saint George! What shall we do?


forget it
Teehee should i cast enlarge on you or shrink on it?

I say we joust it.


Also I'm fairly certain this should go in forum games.

Also I'm fairly certain this should go in forum games.
Ooo cool it could be like some sort of weird Medieval RP or some weird Dungeon Explorer where you fight monsters and stuff.

(also that's a pretty weird dragon design)


My name is Parrot, a byrd of Paradyse,
By Nature devised of a wonderowus kynde,
Deyntely dyeted with dyvers dylycate spyce,
Tyl Euphrates, that flode, dryveth me into Inde;
Where men of that countrey by fortune me fynde,
And send me to greate ladyes of estate;
Then Parot must have an almon or a date.

A cage curyously carven, with sylver pyn,
Properly paynted, to be my covertowre;
A myrrour of glasse, that I may toote therin;
These maidens ful mekely with many a divers flowre
Freshly they dresse, and make swete my bowre,
With, ‘Speke, Parrot, I pray you,’ full curtesly they say;
‘Parrot is a goodly byrd, a prety popagey.’

With my becke bent, my lyttyl wanton eye,
My fedders freshe as is the emrawde grene,
About my neck a cyrculet lyke the ryche rubye,
My lytyll leggys, my feet both fete and clene,
I am a mynyon to wayt uppon a quene;
‘My proper Parrot, my lyttyl prety foole.’
With ladyes I lerne, and go with them to scole.

Teehee should i cast enlarge on you or shrink on it?

WITCH
THROW HIM INTO THE POND TIED TO A LARGE STONE TO SEE IF HE FLOATS

THIS JUST IN:  CATHOLOCISM BANNED

Ooo cool it could be like some sort of weird Medieval RP or some weird Dungeon Explorer where you fight monsters and stuff.

(also that's a pretty weird dragon design)

That's how they used to draw dragons.

THIS JUST IN:  CATHOLOCISM BANNED
We must call a crusade to wipe out the heretics! Let's slaughter them and make the survivors wear yellow crosses!
Yes, that actually happened, from 1209-1229. Including the wearing of yellow crosses.
« Last Edit: December 22, 2016, 11:30:09 PM by Magus »

forget your historical accuracy

I AM ON A MISSION TO RECLAIM THE HOLY LANDS FROM THE MUSLIMS, ANYONE WHO JOINS ME WILL BE HANDSOMELY REWARDED BY THE POPE


I see this page is in dire need of a Crusade.
DEUS VULT!



this might take a while



and just you wait, after this i'm translating eevee loves flareon milk ohoho