Author Topic: what is the most badass thing you've done?  (Read 3191 times)

someone opened the door for me and i said thank you amd they smiled
you're going to jail, loving criminal scum

someone opened the door for me and i said thank you amd they smiled
the absolute madman

i took one single peanut from the "1lbs = $1" bucket at the grocery store...

i mixed up my friends ds games and put a dead roach in one of them
he hasn't found out yet

I feel pretty bad ass when I finish writing essays with painstaking research put into them. Nothing cooler than getting an A on a paper!!

When I was in bootcamp, me and some friends escaped from stupid stuffty dance/ceremony garbage that we were forced to go to. there was like 6-8 of us and we busted out the cafeteria and ran around the side of the building and the security guard was chasing after us but we got away by running behind some tree plants and laying on the ground and he ran right past us

it was loving hilarious because I thought he had some intricate ass plan and he was like dude follow me and he just straight walked to the front of the mess hall and busted through the front doors. we stealthed our way all the way back to the barracks and watched TV the rest of the night
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my friend managed top speed in a tesla model S p100d with me in the trunk. which is in the front of the car

i was pretending to be the motor

i also did a small improv skit with adult swim and we beat the stuff out of the co host. i wish i still had a recording of it
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i hit a blunt with XUs point guard last year

I got an A+ on love education B)

I did about 55mph around this turn in my car.
I was on my lunch break for work one day and so I decided to take a little spirited trip down this road that my friends were always talking about that was like 2 minutes away.

(I was coming from the top of the picture)

I had never been on this road before and I was going a bit faster I should of been but I was still within the limits of myself and the car. The corner is maybe 50ft after a blind hill, I was doing about 70-75 when I crested the hill. There was a safe speed limit sign so I knew there was a turn coming up but I didn't start braking until the guard rail started, I downshifted into 4th to get a little bit more weight on the front end, and came out on the other side doing about 65.
It was, exhilarating, to say the least.
I could of gone faster but I was trying to stay in my lane since 40 year old sports cars don't fair too well in a head on collision.


(picture for reference in the opposite direction)


Of course this doesn't even come close to the story of my friend, let's just say it involves a ford fusion, triple digits, the local police and hiding in a garage.

Boxing dodge like Mike Tyson during a fight in school. I'm not proud of fighting or violence but I think it's the most badass thing I've ever done, it was in front of many people as well

Boxing dodge like Mike Tyson during a fight in school. I'm not proud of fighting or violence but I think it's the most badass thing I've ever done, it was in front of many people as well
fights are weird man. once your adrenaline gets pumping you start doing things you never thought you could actually pull off. some kid once pushed me off a bench on to my back, and i kicked my leg up in a somersault/flip and landed on my feet. it was weird.

fights are weird man. once your adrenaline gets pumping you start doing things you never thought you could actually pull off. some kid once pushed me off a bench on to my back, and i kicked my leg up in a somersault/flip and landed on my feet. it was weird.
ninja reflexes

I got an A+ on love education B)
you can be the teachers "assistant"

i won 2 rounds of kahoot