[APOCALYPSE] Woman in nevada killed by antibiotic-resistant superbug

[song bird]

it might be sooner. antibiotics take a while to produce, you know. You have to isolate it from a mold that you have to cultivate and it costs millions of dollars for that process to happen'
yeah i would start freaking out if 5 people were infected with it.

shut the forget up with the fearmongering christ already

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[Perry]

do you legitimately believe this is going to exterminate homo sapeins or am i not detecting comedic exaggeration

no because that's stupid. humans can't be made extinct by a disease.

we can, however, be decimated or have 30% of our population reduced over the course of months until we develop our own genetic immunity towards the disease

[Insert Name Here²]

Itt perry spreads fear mongering bs that 99.99% wont happen

[OrangeMan]

It's already happening because quacks are shoving chemicals down everybody's throats instead of treating illnesses

[Poliwhirl]

antibiotic resistant bacteria are nothing new

[Qwepir]

so what can i do to not die

from reading one of the articles i can offer two tidbits of advice, possibly best taken together
1: don't be 70
2: don't get an infected wound in a country where people still stuff in the street in places

[Frequency]

from reading one of the articles i can offer two tidbits of advice, possibly best taken together
1: don't be 70
2: don't get an infected wound in a country where people still stuff in the street in places

sounds good, thanks. i can't count on myself or phantos to actually read supposedly devastating news

[otto-san]

no because that's stupid. humans can't be made extinct by a disease.

we can, however, be decimated or have 30% of our population reduced over the course of months until we develop our own genetic immunity towards the disease

or we can like...do what we do with any other spooky pathogen and contain it as much as possible while actively researching and tracking it

[kongo]

just squash the bug you idiots

[Foopster]

this sounds like another h1n1 scare. i'll wash my hands more often, but thats about it.

next [news] please.

[Perry]

y'all going to be dead in a month from now and your ghosts are going to be like 'man that brother perry was preaching'

i hope you get infected with aids you nerdos

[Damp]

guys otto is working for the russians he is trying to stall us

[otto-san]

guys otto is working for the russians he is trying to stall us

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[The Resonte!]

humanity could probably get rid of all germs and viruses and blah with a massive bacteria-killing campaign. lots of chemicals. unfortunately we sort of need them so stuff rots and so we can produce poop so i guess it balances out

[IkeTheGeneric]

I got an antibiotic-resistant bug (not quite superbug but kind of) back in the summer of 2016 and I was sick for two months straight. I lost 20 pounds and got really unhealthy for awhile there, it isn't fun at all whatsoever.