fr i am legit scared of my appendix
it will either remain in my body until death, or at any random moment decide to kill itself and try to take me with it, so that'll be great.
even better when my dad has told me the time he got his removed at my age, where it was rupturing as he was being wheeled in and he was calling for the doctors and his dad to "shoot him in the loving head" because it hurt so bad. can't wait.