It was 4 PM yesterday when I started looking up symptoms for why the lower right side of my abdomen was in such pain. It was 3 days since it started and I was getting worried.
Turns out if it was appendicitis I shouldn't eat or drink anything. I had to put a big delicious meal I cooked into the fridge and called up the doctorman.
I went there and he told me to go to the ER and get a CT scan to make sure if it was my appendix or not.
I was lucky as there was almost nobody waiting in the ER so I got through pretty quickly. The nurses gave me sweet delicious morphine and prepared me for a CT scan.
CT scan involved pumping me full of iodine, which apparently makes you feel warm and gives you the sensation of pissing yourself.
Turns out I was right. My appendix was trying to pull a fast one and have me killed. Nice try buddy.
An hour later I was in the operating room cracking jokes and getting filled with Mr. Anesthesia's nice sleepy drugs.
I woke up a moment later (from what I experienced) and I was being fed the most delicious saltine cracker in the world and pain medicine.
They wheeled me out to my Mom's car and we drove home and I went to bed. I woke up the next morning feeling peachy since my mutinous appendix has been taken out for good.
That is the story about how I become appendixless.
