I have a favour to ask you guys.

[McZealot]

      

Hey guys! I'm gonna be taking off school/work this Valentine's Day to finish the construction of my Love Altar to my long time forum crush/special interest/obsession McJob. Now, you can't help me build it in the physical aspect, but I'm hoping to decorate it with trinkets of my love and objects that define his character. So, I'd be stoked if you guys could go through some of his old posts, dig up some IRL pics, maybe track down an address or two for my shrine. Try to find posts and pics that really define his character so that the shrine can really flourish. Post them below so I can add them to the altar!

Also, I thought some of you might want to see my dekstop background:

Thanks so much guys! McJob will be so thrilled when he sees my altar. Now, I have to get back to work!

[Ad Bot]

[Zloff]

this is so gay on so many levels

[King of the Bill]

I laughed a lot harder than I should have.

McJob will be so thrilled when he sees my altar.

Now, you might think this, but it turns out making an altar to your crush is actually considered poor form! It makes you look desperate, and it puts them on a pedestal, which isn't good for a healthy relationship in the long run. Might I suggest mailing him a card instead? You could make it yourself, if your drawing skills are up to par. Maybe throw in some flowers and candy for good measure.

[ahoy]

favour? it's spelled favor, this is america you cunt!

[Drydess]

add some simpsons memes, and a british prisoner
and a box of coke

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

why are you using tonka tough icon sizes

[torin²]

found a picture of mcjob for you

[Drydess]

your hero

[Planr]

hi ralph

[Red Spy]

Sit down son

[Punished Toxicology]

okay uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what t he forget

[The Resonte!]

your McValentine

[MoltenKitten]

You have such a low tier husbando

[IkeTheGeneric]

a reaction from the man himself

[noghiri]

I hear McJob likes indie games.  You should give him some.