AFZAG: Undead Delusions

[Pastrey Crust]

Steal the loving car!

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[BLockyBuildingBro]

you know what who needs visuals. lemme start from what I tried yesterday

forget! the keys are missing.
(rolled for luck and got a 17)
however, the keys in this red truck aren't...
you speed out of the abandoned Parking Building and decide to roam for supplies.
wow, the streets seem quite empty. thank god.


You come across a peculiar street, one building named "Big Willy's Chicago Hotdogs". the other being completely blank, but with smoke rising from a hole in the ceiling.

Around 4 of the undead are on the street in front of you, blocking more of the street. including what looks like a subway system, and a very defended bar, with steel rods covering the windows and doors.
UNDEAD AGITATION: Calm
UNDEAD HORDE SIZE: Disperse
WEATHER: Clear
TIME OF DAY: Maybe 9, 10 AM. (without watch)

HUNGER:llllllllllllllllllll
THIRST:  llllllllllllllllllll

[cromartini]

Piss of the undead, while at it, yodel so you can attarct the zombies, also piss of all the weather gods.

[Superfun909]

Calmly deal with the situation and walk by if possible.

[Rabbot32]

Remember the hell that was the haunted mansion. How did you handle the spooks there, Roger?

[Potatoh]

Pick up the zombie by the shoulder and loving hurl it off the side of the car garage

[Rabbot32]

Pick up the zombie by the shoulder and loving hurl it off the side of the car garage

Yeah pretty much

[BLockyBuildingBro]

Pick up the zombie by the shoulder and loving hurl it off the side of the car garage

we've passed that

[BLockyBuildingBro]

Piss of the undead, while at it, yodel so you can attarct the zombies, also piss of all the weather gods.

You give it a though. "Hell, I can take on all 4 of these forgets by myself. they're already slow and weak"
but then you realize, what if you get bit?
you wouldn't want that, now would you?

Remember the hell that was the haunted mansion. How did you handle the spooks there, Roger?

Well, you handled them quite well. you ain't stupid. you noticed the strings attached everywhere. loving kids boobytrapping the place with fake ghosts.
but these ain't on a string.

You decide to run to the nearest building, the hot dog one. maybe there's some food

[Potatoh]

eat the giant hotdog on the hotdog building it looks good

[BLockyBuildingBro]

to your suprise, there's no hot dog on this building, just the words in neon "Big Willy's Chicago Hotdogs"

[Rabbot32]

Check under your hat. You gotta have something under it.

[BLockyBuildingBro]

oh hey, there is.
you find a crumpled note

To you (or not you)
I have found you resting in a hospital bed during my travels as a scavenger. if it is truly you reading this, sorry for the cramped car.
It was not anything meant to harm you. I assume you found the lever to release yourself from the trunk? please tell me you picked up the pump shotty. you're gonna need that.
What we're in is in the middle of an infection induced apocalypse. ZeVo-08, if you will. Not many know about the cause but I and some fellow associates. We worked on it.
The only things you absolutely must know about this infection are as follows:
1. do NOT make any contact with patient fluids with any open wounds.
2. There is no cure. once infected, you're gone.
anyways, I hope you made it. I'll see you in the future hopefully.
P.S. There was no pump shotty, I was loving with you.

-a friend

Huh, ok then. that takes care of THAT mystery.
The paper is marked with a red hand on a darker red cross. possibly blood? maybe a symbol?

due to your infatuation with it, You decide to venture into the hotdog building.
The building is small, but not that small. 5 tables with 2 chairs each are cluttered around. did the people leave in a hurry?
!RANDOM CHANCE!


Above average: 2
Hey, you find 5 hotdogs that are still warm! god bless these temperature sustaining cart things.
oh look, the cash register is unlocked.

Looters took most of the money, leaving the small bills, but maybe they can still be used.

+5 HOTDOGS
+ ONE JAR OF CHILI
+6 Bucks
This was all that was found besides some rocks and debris.

[BLockyBuildingBro]

[BLockyBuildingBro]

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