OMNIPOTENT MIKE

[Nix the Glaceon]

this is omnipotent mike

he lives with his wife and three kids in a friendly neighborhood

he has a well-paying job at the nearest potato chip factory

he also has a pet tortoise

life is perfect


but he's loving bored
little does his family know but he has the power to do anything*
and he's bored so he will go on an amazing quest to get famous

how should he start off his grand quest


*anything as long as it doesn't break the adventure

[Ad Bot]

[Twix]

give yourself cool shades

[Master Matthew²]

Make yourself look better, ya know, not a balding 50 year old fatass.

[gebenuwell]

Order a pizza.
burn the house down

[Nix the Glaceon]

request cycle end thanks

[Nix the Glaceon]

give yourself cool shades

radical dude

Make yourself look better, ya know, not a balding 50 year old fatass.

this will do for now

Order a pizza.
burn the house down

mike orders a pizza on his telephone

he then sets fire to his abode

his wife is gonna be absolutely pissed


wait was bob the tortoise in there

[Nix the Glaceon]

request cycle start

[NotBomberguy]

get a molestache
become HD

[Master Matthew²]

Punch your wife with your pizza if she starts causing issues.

[Legodude77]

Jerk off then leave.

[Nonnel]

quit your job at the potato chip factory on bad terms, take up work at the racism factory

[Whackin]

work out, a famous star cant be looking like that!

[Pastrey Crust]

Shove the pizza up your ass after slamming it on your wife's face.

[Twix]

go inside

[ZeÜberMedic!]

go to work