I did a thing.

[Marios]

I just did a thing, and now I am in a bad situation. Give me advice to get out of it.
This is a generic "I need help in real life" thread. Say generic or vague things that could apply to any of these threads.

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[Refticus]

you have to incinerate the body then scatter the ashes across the neighborhood so nobody can found out that it was you

[Daswiruch]

knife in gut, problems go away

[Red Spy]

Put the pigeon back in the bathtub

[The Resonte!]

if violence doesn't solve your problems, you aren't using enough of it

[gr8dayseth]

just always remember that like a good neighbor state farm is there

[Canis]

It's okay, many people are accepting of homoloveuals these days.

[Daswiruch]

just always remember that like a good neighbor state farm is there

statefarm is only there after it's too late

[Flamecannon]

Well I suppose the first advice I could give you to get out of your bad situation is make the topic title and the topic itself less ambiguous, that way, the cops won't find the dangerous weapons you're storing in an abandoned factory.

[foulprairiedog]

stick it in her pooper

[TheKid]

buy 50 1 dollar hookers

[FelipeO_O_]

kill the thing

[Pastrey Crust]

LEAVE NO WITNESSES

[Conan]

quit the forums

[Unwritten Calender]

you should never cheat on someone. be open with your feelings. do not ever make them suffer through something like that