ITT Rabbot talks about his religion(s) while people make fantasy jokes

[Remurr]

I don't actually read books for religious reasons. I think it's better to know the basics and think on the rest*. I do need to get my hands on a copy of the Bible and Tora. The Book Of The Dead if I can find it.

I spend half an hour a day at the least in thought on my faith.

Edit: *as far as specific actions and tenants go

classic wiccans :^) just kidding. i wish i had the dedication to reflect for 30 minutes a day but i can only keep it up for a week without getting tired

[Ad Bot]

[Rabbot32]

Because it's sugary cereal.

I have more time, I tend to waste it though.

[Texan101]

What would it take to become the god of sick beats?

Asking for a friend.

[Outland Predator]

Because it's sugary cereal.

How do you people get this loving question wrong, they say the answer immediately after in the commercial.
It has cinnamon and swirls in every bite.

[Daswiruch]

it has loving sugar and diabetes in every bite

[Outland Predator]

it has loving sugar and diabetes in every bite

"Unless I can taste the diabetes, I don't want anything to do with it,"

[Zloff]

boy i'll dia-beat your ass

[Texan101]

boy i'll dia-beat your ass

I think it gave me type 3 diabeetus.

[Rabbot32]

What would it take to become the god of sick beats?

Asking for a friend.

Years of unmatched musical prowess.

[Rigel]

Can I drink a poison that kills someone else?

[Rabbot32]

Yes. You'll die, but you can.

[Juncoph]

would you recommend a pet varangian for home defense

[Rabbot32]

I don't think it's morally right to own another human in a pet relationship, unless it's heavy bdsm. I, personally, own a big dog for the physical and a cat for the spiritual. As Bast, traditionally depicted as a cat, is practically my patreon goddess- as well as considering I was born under the sign of Leo- I think that's fitting.

[ReddBoi]

That isn't how the gods work. If you can amass enough power, you could potentially become the god of garlic bread.

where am i gonna get garlic bread for free then

[Rabbot32]

Make it.