Author Topic: ITT Rabbot talks about his religion(s) while people make fantasy jokes (Read 14437 times)

Juncoph · March 29, 2017, 09:08:37 AM

can i eat souls to become a god

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Rabbot32 · March 29, 2017, 09:18:58 AM

Probably, although the others might take offense to you murdering their subjects.

Juncoph · March 29, 2017, 10:46:01 AM

what if i eat them too

Rabbot32 · March 29, 2017, 11:28:07 AM

That would be difficult.

Daswiruch · March 29, 2017, 11:34:26 AM

how do i close an oblivion gate?

Rabbot32 · March 29, 2017, 11:36:36 AM

By shutting it.

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · March 29, 2017, 01:11:05 PM

how do i summon an anime girl

Kochieboy · March 29, 2017, 01:17:57 PM

I'm heading to the plane of Greyhawk, is there anything you want me to tell pelor while I'm there?

Nonnel · March 29, 2017, 01:36:25 PM

Tell him he's thicc

Rabbot32 · March 29, 2017, 02:05:21 PM

Quote from: Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph on March 29, 2017, 01:11:05 PM

how do i summon an anime girl

The closest I can offer is a succubus and while I believe all beings deserve a fair chance I would advise against this due to the parasitic nature of their deals. You could try charming a Valkyrie, if you're particularly insane.

Juncoph · March 29, 2017, 02:09:44 PM

Quote from: Rabbot32 on March 29, 2017, 11:28:07 AM

That would be difficult.

yeah but what if i do

Rabbot32 · March 29, 2017, 02:13:46 PM

If you somehow manage to defile a god and live, the rest would maul you and give you a never-ending nightmare until time failed and the universe collapsed.

Juncoph · March 29, 2017, 02:16:40 PM

brb eating þonar

Rabbot32 · March 29, 2017, 02:19:49 PM

May Ammit chew quickly.

Rigel · March 29, 2017, 03:18:46 PM

Quote from: Juncoph on March 29, 2017, 09:08:37 AM

can i eat souls to become a god

in a similar vein, can I souls god to become a eat?