Author Topic: ITT Rabbot talks about his religion(s) while people make fantasy jokes  (Read 14169 times)

Wait until thirty to midnight, burn a mirror with a candle, older the better, declare where you want to go and go to bed at twelve. If it doesn't work you matched the wrong place to the wrong name.

Edit: Getting the name can be hard. Don't be afraid to try repeatedly.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2017, 11:29:23 AM by Rabbot32 »

my latina ex did some brujeria on me because i smashed her friend. how do i get rid of it?

Ask a fae for a favor.

how do i summon a succubus?


Wait until thirty to midnight, burn a mirror with a candle, older the better, declare where you want to go and go to bed at twelve. If it doesn't work you matched the wrong place to the wrong name.

Edit: Getting the name can be hard. Don't be afraid to try repeatedly.
Like this?




Ţ̡̨͇̬̙̤̯̹̬͔̝̪̗͚̇ͪ̅͆̌ͯ̑͠ḩ͕̜̗͍̞̤̘͔̩̮͖̗̙̅̊͆̇͢͡͝ẻ͈̭͈̳͙̻̻̭͙̹͖͇ͥ̌̆ͨ͜͝ͅ ̡̛͎̲̰͚͈̦̙͎͈̯͕̲͓͔̫̖̻̩̈̒̔́̒̎̆̂̿̓̓ͥ͛ͥ̚̚̕d̋̍͐͂͊͑̀̋҉̧͎̝̜̤̻͎å͓̙̗̳̠̰̰̻̩͇̰̞̺͇͇ͪ̈́ͭ͒̈ͩ̚̚̕̕͝r̶̡̳̟̫ͫͣͣ̇ͪ̅̉̓̔́̐͊̈ͮ̽̊ͤ̌ͅk̨̛̛̭̻̥͙̯͍̗̬̼̤̠̝̮̞̳̻̤̏̓ͪ͗ͤ̓ͭ̀̈ͩ͠ͅ ͮͣ̎̔̓̾̂ͪ̇͒ͥ̈̈́́̚̕͘͏̷̬͕͔̝͙̱o̢̥̺̤̣̮͇͔̞̫̝̔̈́̍̋̿́̇̃͒͗̈ͥ͘nͥ͋͑ͫ̇ͦ́̋̔̑̕҉̵̧̭̫̥̠̻̻͙̩͍ͅe̶̡̩͕̟̱͉̬͇̳̙͙̪̭͆ͬ̊̋̔̑̽ͪ̋ͭs̶͍̩̠̰͚͎̥̞͙̹̥̣̹̄̆́͆̉̎̀͘͠͠ͅͅ ̸̮͍̫̗͓̖̮̯̞̖͚̱̫͍̬̟͂͐ͣ̾̊̀ͫ̈͑ͭ̂̐̓̃ͪ̀͜͟f̛̲̺͖̫̦͈̻͎̭͈̬̀͂͐̆ͣ̌́̉ͦ̒ͥ̅͂̽̓ͪ̎̚͟r̶̝̹͕̥͈̲̹̲̰̺̤̬͙̺͗ͪͯ̽̓ͬ͒ͦ̍͆̽̓͑ͥͧ͆͌ͥ͟͟ͅơ̴̢ͪͬ̒ͩͭ̾͑ͦ̌̂̎̋͌̊̎͟͏̦̪̭͙ͅm̨̻̠̠͇̗̞̦̝̻͕͉̳̄ͬ̆͌̃̾̋̓̇̈́ͫͦͧ̀ͭ̓́̎̀͝ͅ ̢̡̠̝͕̼͙̮̜̪̻̣̤͚͕̰̬͉̱̏̆̓ͪͨ͟͡t̸̢̢̢̳͕̟̫̩̪͕̼̯̬̻̦̺ͯ͒ͤͥ̓ͣ̓̇̌̽̌ͥ͑̔̆͊͂ͥ̚h̴͎̹̜̭͚̯̞͕̰͕̉͒̉ͦ̈̋̋̽̓͐͑͊͋͘ͅë̶̩̪̥͙̳̞̺̲͚͇͖͍́̎ͩ̎̈́͋̑̅͂ͧ͋ͦ̔̿ͬ̿́͞ ̡̡̨̼͉͎̤͙͓̺̺̦͇̬͊̑̇̄̏ͬ͟͠ͅḑ̳͙̹͖̫̦ͮ̅ͯ͒ͦͧ͆͊̚͜͞͡ę̖̠̺̦̬̹̺̹̰̺̘̞̮̳̽̅ͩͩ́p̶̜͉̥̞̰͖̘͉̜͈͉̺͇̊ͧ̉͌ͬͧͣ̅̆͢͢ť̴̢͎̺͈̣͓̭̙͖̦͎̙̫͍͇̖̫̓̉ͨ̄̔̄̒͋́͊̂͆́ͪ͑ͧͨ͠͡͞ͅḥ̛͔͖̹̖̟̻͉̯͖͆͒ͩ̇ͭ͗̊ͣ͟͞s̝͚̙̣̼̼͚̘̪̿̑͆͂̒͊͘
̷̡͆̾͐ͣ̉͊̉ͥͭͬ̑̾ͦͩ̇͏̤̬͇̙̳T̛͚̝̙͎̮̘̣̬͔͕̫̍ͪ̿̋̊ͥ̉̽͗͂͋̅̏ͤͭ̕͠͝ͅh̶͎͈̰̪̤͎̠̳̳̠̿͗̔̾ͪ͂͊̎́͡͠ȩ̖͎̻͈͖̯̠͕͓̙͙̼̬̳̮̰̬̎ͭ̂̐ͪͩ́͘͢͞y̙̳̝̯̩̯̾̔͒ͧ͑̎̃͑̊ͥ͌́̚͟ ̸̷̨̨͚̗̣̟̩̻̦͇̰̹̬̖̮͉̦̥̞͔ͨ͊ͬ̀͒͌͊͗̌̂͂̆͡s̸̸̡̼̺͉̮̭̟̥̼͓̘̖̟̰̣͈̤̻̆͊̃̉̔͂̆̂ͪ̑̊͑͆̌̄͢ͅh̡̖̥͈͔̳̺͇̥̮̪̪͓̥͇͖͋̆̏͋̊̊͌͊ͪ̒͛͑ͬ̎̀ͣͣ̚à̧̠͇͚̬͚͖͎̰͔̭̞̄́ͦ̌̾͗ͬ̕͟͞l̶̷̠̝̩͔̑̑̉̐̆͂̎ͩ̏͌̅͋l̴̵̳͓̺̖͖͓̭͇̟̖̣̲̘̀͂ͥͣͣ̓ͣ̔͐̀̆̓̓ͮ̿͛̽͑ͅ ̧̨̜̗̱͍̞̹͚̮͓̥̙̹̦̼͖͕̭̩ͩ͋͌ͥ̀͞͠b̖͓͚̯̙ͣ͒͂́ͯ̏̒́́͜͢e̶̯̥̤̻̮̬̪͇̙̺̞̪͎̪̠̽̊̄ͩ̆ͭ̍͗̓̏͆̚͝͞ ̷̰̜͈̥̺͍̙̳̭̺̩͚̰̳̜̹̺̭̎͆͆̔́͒̆͊̂ͬͭ͗͆̑́͜a̸̸̸͚͍̤̙̤̪͇ͪ̏̽ͪͤͦl̨̳̱͈̼̝̼̱̰͙̤ͦͮ̂̊ͭ̅ͬ̈́̐̓̐̌̂ͯ̊͋̓̚͢͟͠l̢̢̇̆͌͂ͪ̋͌̔̆̃̈̉͋ͨͩ͘͏̘̼̠̯̀ ̶̵̻̫̤̣̲̮̥̪̭̪̗̗̫̿̀̋̇ͫͥ͆ͭ͂̈̚͢ț̨̢̙͍̰̗̲̺̠̟͙ͣ̈̄̅ͮ̐̍̀̐ͬͭ̇̏̑ͩ̏ͧ́̚̚͘h̴̤͚͍̯̭̥̥̰͓̥̤͎̤̋̾ͮ̀͛ͧͥ̒a̫͈͉͇̅͆ͨ̃͟͝ṯ̡̘̞͙̱̠̪͓̮̙͑̃̑̄̃̿̕͟'̴̪̹̦̬͕͉͉͇͖̊͂͗ͥͩ̄̓͝͡s̶͍̺͈̪̺̪̝͓͉̖͖͎̯̝̭ͮ̃́ͧ ̨̘̯̼̯ͮͧ̆̒̒ͯ̎̃ͦ̎ͥͬͣ͑̒̉̈́́̕͜͞l̞̺̠̤̥̺͚̔̇́̃̓͑͗͊ͩ̐̏̌ͫͫͫ̍̓̉͘͟ͅȩ̡̫̣͈͔͎̲̮̝͚̠̺̺̋̍̆̀ͦ͊̓ͧ͂̄̓̈́̃ͬ̔̉̐́f̾̍͌̄ͯ҉̶̢̠͉̼̩̱̻̹̻̘͈̼͢t̸̛̥̜̠̞͓̺͔̱̭̫͋̊̆̏͌̒̆͐̀̑ͨ͐ͥ͌̇́̕
̵̡̢̖̠̘͕̘̰̮͎̹͙͖̙̳̦̱͛̌͆́̀͠A̷̹̹̳̯͔͙̻̭̯̣͔͆̊̇̍ͦ̐̉̌̇̔͊̿̍̍̒͛͝͠͠ͅf̵̴̛͎̳̬͓͈̦̺̤͙̟̺̮̭̐͛̑̅̉̃ͮͤ̆͐̿̌̐͌̌̄́́͘ͅͅt̛̿̓ͪ͊̑ͭ̑̌ͥ͆̈̽̽̾̐͌͊̃͢͏̡̝̭̰͔ȩ̴͖͉͇̫̱̹͚͔̌̋̆̈̉ͪ̾̎͠ṙ̐ͮͣ̆̒ͭ͌̿͊̌̈́ͩͬ҉̡̣͈̘̞͙̹ ̶̧̳͍̲͔̬͈̼̖͙̜͔̠̖̣̪͈̖ͫͣͬ̀ͅt̵̸ͯ͋͂ͬ̊̈́̌̌̽̐̓ͤ́͏̗̟̙̻͉͖̱͚̦̘͈ͅh̢̡̒̿̎̒̀͟҉̝͍̝͎̘͍̬̳̰͕̯͉̣̗̤̯e̸ͭ͗̈ͩͦ̊̒͐̎͒̊̇͌͏̼͚̼͔̦̭̫̲̹͘ ̷̦̮͙͕̻̤̣̭́͑̾̄̾ͭ̉ͧͭͣͦ͂͜͡͞p̶̯͕̹͖͉̭̻̞̦ͮ́̔̇̐̀̚̚͝a̵̸̴̛̮̮̣͔̼̿̆̓ͪͧ̉͌̄̈́͆̇̏ͪ͝ȑ̡̼̤̺̭͕͎͖̖͉̘͓͎͋ͨ̑̾́̃́̀̕͢t̷̟̯̣̦ͭ̋̓̿̈́̚͘ͅi̶̵̭͎̦̥̻͖̰̠̩̣͈͙͙̅͐ͬͫ͆͌ͬͯͧ͗ͣ̈̽͑͡n̟̜̘͈̲̉̅ͨͥ̅͛̌͆̑̚͟͡g̯̠̻̞͓̞͖͎̹̝̪̯̖̟̯͓̙̯̬ͭ̈ͩ̓̾̐͋̅̿̏͑̐̔̕͜ ̴̜̗̰͇ͪ͑ͩ͛͛̍ͯͦ̓̓ͭ̽̈́̕͢͞o̵̴ͯ͊̒̿͑͆͗ͨͭͫ͏̴̻͍̲͓̼̣̟̲̼͉̞̬̬̦̤̺f̷͂͌̇́̂ͪ̓̍ͬ͋ͩ̒̚҉͘͜҉͍̰̗̜̯̖͚̝̯̞̫̯̺̺͎͎̬͇̪ ͧ̓͊̎̀ͬ̇̾ͬ̒̿̋͆͒ͦ̔̿ͧ̽҉̛͚̗̫̰̱̪̥̣̝̤̘̝̹̼͖̗̮͈͡t͗ͦ̋̓ͭ̿̌̏ͯ̏͑̿͑ͪ͜҉̬͚̯̟̥̹̹̯͉̯͈̪̘̣̭̲ͅĥ̸̡͕͖̝͇̟͍̪̙̺͍̺̝͕̪̖͎̘̲ͭ͛͗̂͋͑ͣ̾̒̀̍ͬͯͮ̓ͥ́̍́͜͠ȅ̀ͫ̈҉҉̪̳̺̭̠̜͇̦͈͚̠̳̬͍̩̳ ̶̶̫͉̙̱͇̬̱̰͕̟͔̤̣̩ͫ̿͑́ͪͤͦ̂̀̿̋ͫ̋ͥͣ̐̀͠w̪͚̘̠͎͕̝͈̬͈͔̞̩͖͇ͮ̂̅̍̒́͗ͥͭ͌̈͑ͬ̉͆͒̚̕͜͞o̙̹̭̲̬͈͈̱ͯͪ̅̄̿̔͋͐̾̅̈͆̏̒ͤ̿͑́͢r̛̒̀̓̾̒́̄͒ͬ͂̆̾͛̚͜͏̺̘̯͔̣͎l̡̾ͤͪͨ͛ͥͬ͏̤̞͓̞̱̫͞͡d̶̠̹̗͓̘̞̮̄̃͂̏̊͛̐͆̈́̌ͬ̐̍ͭ͊̋ͨ́͘͝
̨̢̨͈̤͕̦͓̘̰͇̟̪͐̋͊́̀ͯͯͦ́ͪ̐̂̚ͅḞ̶̷̭̦̫̼̩̭̥̣͎̳̠͐͑̈́ͯ͘͡r̶̡̬̦̘͈̙̱̠͚̬̟̥͉̻͚̩͊ͭ̄̑̍͑ͅo̼̖͓̠̱͍̹̮̭̝͎̯͗̄̑͗ͩ̂̾̒̀̑ͨ̂͑͡͞͝ͅͅm̧͕̱̣̞̩̭͖̤̦̳͒ͪ̓̍͊̎͆͌̌͗ͫ̏̈́͗̚͟ ̴ͥͥ̓̌͊̾̀҉̬̱̭̞̣̪̥̝̣̻̟͕̦̹̱ͅw͖̼̣͓̫̯̪̣͕̭͕̯̰̺̪̳͕̭͌̃ͦ͆́͠͞h̦̤͔̞͍͔̖̩͍̣̰̤͍̯͓͈͌̀̾̏ͦ͗͋͐͌͛̍̀̄̃́͡i̛̙̲̱̳̙̱̮̰͍̖͙͋͂̈́ͯ̋̀c̪̯̥̙̖̟̰̟͉̖̱̰̪̃ͨ̌ͣ̓̊͟h̢̗͍̖̱͈͇̫̄̎̓͗͌̀̿͜ ̨̦̫̗̭̣̖̥̭̪͚̜̘̗̩̯̥͎ͭ͌͒ͪ̓̈ͬ͋ͮ͜͠t̵͔͕̪̦̖̼̫͈̫̘̠̽̓̂̋̒͆ͨ̈́̿̓͘͜͞͞hͭ̓̍͒̿̓ͮ̊̾͏̵̦̯̲̱͈̞̙̤͕e̵ͬͮ̾̓̇̽̏̿̆҉̻̼̼͔͈͙̯̦̩͍͇̘̞͢ͅͅy̵̪͈̻͉̘̼̘͍͈̲ͭ͂̋͌́̇̾̂ͭ̓̒̎ͤ̊̔̕ͅ ̡̨̖̳̗͉̰̲̬̼̇̐̃̔ͦ̿͊͛͗̏̈́̆ͣ̒ͮ̓͢͝͡hͧ̈́̍̂ͤ͟͡҉͇̫̻̪̦͖̰̝̫a̴̶̵̼̭̜̺͒̊̽̋ͮ̿̉̏̅̾ͫ̀͋̍ͯͪ̉̆̊͟v͍̭̣̰̗͓̠̻̮̦̪̤͇̰̍͛͂͂̉̾̏ͪ̓̽ͮ͊͛̅ͩͩ̔̋̓͘͝e̓̋̐̍̊̀ͯ͋̑̓͗̄͆̿ͣͦ͠͏̧̰̤͍̠̮̦̭̺͙̫̗̻̬̰̭̹͟ ̸̛͌̎ͮ̉̐͊̽̿̐ͧ̉̉ͪͣ̀ͪ͘҉̙̼̘̟͞ļ̧̞͎̲̗̯̫͔͓̻͔͎͗̓͂̋ͨ̾ͣͪͭ̋͌̄ͬ͌͆ͦ͐̚e̩̲͔̰̺̤̦̦͒͑̅ͨ̈̔͊̋̒̀́̚f̳͚͔̓̏ͦͦ̿̂̌̆ͣ͊͛͒̾̌͗̀̀̚͞ṫ̸̴̢̲̩̫̲̾̅ͯ͑ͣ̀

how do i summon a succubus?
Extremely high consumption of roofies and a summoning circle drawn with cum. Call it's name three times.

Like this?

Close, but the names are usually actual words.

this just in

i have eaten ukko and perkele

you suck rabbot that didn't work at all

i'm gonna go worship juncoph

You didn't eat enough roofies, the circle was forgeted, and you didn't call the right name. If you can't stand roofies, vigra works.

im so confused now

god of arthritis, please, i beg of you to help me in these tough times

just summon me, i have the ability to teleport through running microwaves with metal in them and i get drawn to them when they also have chicken bones getting microwaved

ill explain the succubus summoning face-to-amorphous-entity, it's much easier that way

This is why I'd rather date Valkyries.
Edit: Not that they're any less harmful...
« Last Edit: March 30, 2017, 02:01:50 PM by Rabbot32 »

no if you sacrifice the succubus using a microwave within one martian week of summoning they're harmless

They'll starve if they can't feed on you.