THE BAD RATS CONTEST 2: ENTER TO WIN (KIDALEX90 WINS!!!)

[Mr Queeba]

If you can't see the title, your web browser probably doesn't support the formatting it uses. ok nvm i just made it normal

LET THE RATS BEGIN AGAIN
That's right, I AM GOING TO BE GIVING AWAY ONE COPY OF THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD, BAD RATS!!! WILL YOU WIN? LET'S FIND OUT!
I WANT A CHANCE TO WIN THE RAT, HOW DO I DO IT???
Unlike last time, this contest ain't some dumb thing where I just randomly select a person to win the game. Post the reason you want Bad Rats, and I'll decide which reason is the best reason. Whoever has the best reason as to why they want Bad Rats shall receive it. If the person already has the glorious Bad Rats, they may select someone of their choosing to have the copy.
LET THE RAT GAMES BEGIN, MAY THE RAT EVER BE IN YOUR FAVOR
GOOD LUCK!

[Ad Bot]

[Whackin]

idk why not

[crazy54311]

I was a fan of the old title

now do i wwin yet???

[Punished Toxicology]

i caught aids from looking at traps for too long i only have 3 days to live i want bad rat

[Kringleberg]

bad rat

[Maxwell.]

can you attentionwhore less with that annoying title

[16-Bit]

the old title gave me mesothelioma and I am entitled to financial compensation

[ZeÜberMedic!]

this game is the best

[Willco2]

i already have one but i deserve two because wasted money amirite

[TableSalt]

what if i dont want it

[Refticus]

i have not yet been infected by the bad rat's plague
please give me bad rats

[Tudoreleu]

i want it because i have not yet been blessed with this meme of a game

[CRITAWAKETS]

I dont want to win. Wait forget i entered the contest goddamit.

[Copy Kirby]

i wan't bad rats because i dont hab it and i want to be popular on the 4chans

[Kidalex90]

recently i was diagnosed with leukemia. the doctors told me i have one week to live. i've never been blessed with playing bad rats, so i'd like to own and play it.