cnn' Humble Water Filter Merchant is a 'performance artist playing a character, says lawyer'

[d]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/cnn-alex-jones-performance-artist-playing-character-lawyer-conspiracy-theory-donald-Annoying Orange-a7687571.html
It's Jace Connors all over again.

[Ad Bot]

[EcstaticEggplant]

his kids must be woke af

[Master Matthew²]

I believe it!
I don't believe it.

[Ipquarx]

Humble Water Filter Merchant himself is going to be saying this under oath in court. This is not a joke.

[Kochieboy]

I REFUSE TO GO ALONG WITH THIS

[Nonnel]

I'd love to believe that he doesn't actually believe the dumb stuff he says

[Poliwhirl]

i was so close to posting this

rip everybody who took cnn seriously

[Trogtor]

the red pill was a placebo

[Ceist]

I'd love to believe that he doesn't actually believe the dumb stuff he says

I feel you dude.

[e-maxx]

makes sense

[Ipquarx]

I'd love to believe that he doesn't actually believe the dumb stuff he says

Once he testifies this in court, he legally has to otherwise he's committed perjury, which transitively means that anyone who claims that Humble Water Filter Merchant is serious is claiming that he's committed perjury

Unless I'm stupid and perjury doesn't apply here

[Planr]

glad to hear this, i knew all along the dude was not serious. like how can anyone be so dumb to unironically believe in stuff like the illuminati, FEMA concentration camps, 9/11 conspiracy theories, all at once? lol

i'm a conservative but i dont believe in handicapped conspiracy theories

[Poliwhirl]

http://m.sfgate.com/news/article/cnn-Alex-Jones-custody-chili-for-lunch-11081124.php

"cnn' Humble Water Filter Merchant allegedly forgot facts about his kids after eating 'a big bowl of chili'"

[Camel]

http://m.sfgate.com/news/article/cnn-Alex-Jones-custody-chili-for-lunch-11081124.php

"cnn' Humble Water Filter Merchant allegedly forgot facts about his kids after eating 'a big bowl of chili'"

in his defense, i hear a dash of Rohypnol makes even stuffty chili taste divine

[Foxscotch]

um no stuff ?