Maxwell has 4 gay points. Grimlock has 5 gay points.
Scattland is +3 gay points. It puts maxwell up to 7 gay points.
Texas is +2 gay points, which puts grimlock up to 7 gay points.
Maxwell is a weaboo, which gives him 4 gay points. He has 11 points.
Grimlock is a handicap. He gets 3 points, so he has 10.
Maxwell is obviously gayer.