this happens every day here in the south in fact my friends 2nd cousin called his mom a biscuit eater and she took her six shooter passed down from her granddaddy in the civil war and shot the lightbulb from his bedroom ceiling and she said 'boy if you aint gonna act bright you gonna live in the dark' and sent him to his room without his grits and bacon dinner
From my experience the further south you go, the more churches there are.
Catholic churches, Presbyterian churches, baptist churches, Lutheran churches, church's chicken...