OKAY THATS IT, MAIL TIME forgetOS
An open letter to whoever created the Fidget Spinner/whoever created the Mocking Spongebob Meme
I've had it with these loving Spongebob Memes, and I've had it with these loving fidget Spinners, everywhere I go my life is now Spongebob Memes or Fidget Spinners, so I've
chosen to share my curse with the forgeters who created it, so enjoy, you lifeless forgets.
I'm going to mail you a Spongebob Fidget Spinner in an envelope. Then the next day I'll mail 2 Spongebob Fidget Spinners. I'll keep adding a Spongebob Fidget Spinner every day until it gets to be a handicapped amount of Spongebob Fidget Spinners. Like the envelope can barely hold them. Eventually you're gonna have all these goddamn Spongebob Fidget Spinners you won't know what to do with, You won't even be able to pawn them off to the acoustic children in your basement. You'll start with a box of Spongebob Fidget Spinners and then graduate to a crate. After a while you'll give up on child's play and move on to something like one of those storage lockers. But even that won't be enough, The storage auctions won't sell your loving fidget spinners, they'll skip it and give it the forget back to you. I'm not sending the Spongebob Fidget Spinners in envelopes anymore. I'm sending them in packages.
This takes a stuffton of money to ship because it's loving heavy, and also they keep going missing in the loving mail. You'll keep getting packages of Spongebob Fidget Spinners day after day. You will eventually have an entire storage lockers set aside just to put Spongebob Fidget Spinners in. You'll take your money you made creating these loving things in the first place, I'm making you rich one purchase at a time, but at the same time you'll be miserable. You can enjoy your money, but the Spongebob Fidget Spinners will never cease, they will never dissapear, it doesn't matter if you move to a Mansion or a Castle, they will come just the same. One day you'll get fed up and burn them, smash them loving throw them like boomerangs, but just like loving boomerangs, they will always come back. You won't even be able to throw the forgeters away, The garbage won't take them though because they're too loving heavy. It doesn't matter anyway. I'll still be sending more Spongebob Fidget Spinners than you can get rid of. Your life will become Spongebob Fidget Spinners. You will dream about Spongebob Fidget Spinners. You'll dread going home. But it won't stop there. I'll start leaving them in your car too. They'll pile up endlessly and there's nothing you can do about it. At some point you'll give up on your Mansions, and Castles and try to move in with a friend, so you can finally be free from the autistic hell. But oh no! stuff's forget up in there too! Spongebob Fidget Spinners are already there, And don't think anyone else is in the clear either. As soon as you move anywhere else, they will start to come in the mail, you cannot possibly escape these if there is a mail box. This will inevitably lead to you being homeless because you will have literally exhausted any means of escaping this spinning nightmare. You'll cry yourself asleep on the streets on your birthday, because no one wants to be with someone who spins a loving fidget spinner. You'll be awoken suddenly by an acoustic sound. "Oh stuff!" you think. You know what it is. You open your eyes and see me. I'm standing in front of you. I just dropped a large sack of Spongebob Fidget Spinners in front of your loving face.
Happy Birthday starfish, Have a Spongebob Fidget Spinner, and also forget YOU.
I have just spent my entire life savings making your life miserable, just as you have done to mine, you pieces of stuff.
