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did you pull a verb and a noun out of a hat and decided to make a topic on it

Hey guys how do I fly a spork :B

did you pull a verb and a noun out of a hat and decided to make a topic on it
No, I'm trying to learn something that i can use in everyday life.

You see, Flying brooms are just out of my budget, maybe later, but I do have shovels on hand, and to be honest they're the ones with a handle.
I mean, I've only ever seen people glide and surf on shovels, but I know I can fly on them too, since you can fly on brooms


you throw it
I knew a guy who would ride Trees to his destination like that, it was a bit weird, but truth be told, he too is a bit strange.

Have you tried pressing this button?

you're trying too hard to make a stupid topic. let a natural have a crack at it

when you give up at trying to make people like you so you post stuffposts


shovels are too heavy to fly

but they can go REALLY fast on ground
the ones with the handles are the good models as they grant you the ability to glide so if you just drive a shovel off a cliff at 200 MPH (the shovels capped speed on the ground) you can glide at around 400 MPH going downwards at around 2 MPH

Have you tried pressing this button?

what about this one

ah, i see the issue
it seems you never got it spade and neutered