Poll

Select an option.

Burial - No Embalming
3 (3.8%)
Burial - Embalming
2 (2.5%)
Cremation - Urn
0 (0%)
Cremation - Ashes spread in specified location
6 (7.5%)
Fed to animals
2 (2.5%)
Mummification
1 (1.3%)
Burial at sea
2 (2.5%)
Organ Donation - Cremation afterwards.
10 (12.5%)
Unsure
4 (5%)
Organ Donation - Burial Afterwards
5 (6.3%)
Cryogenic preservation - Ressurection / Cyborg
15 (18.8%)
Cremation - Launched into space
1 (1.3%)
Burial - Casket launched into space
5 (6.3%)
Burial - Body launched into space
3 (3.8%)
something edgy
10 (12.5%)
Viking burial
8 (10%)
Be ressurected when the technology becomes available
0 (0%)
shot off of a waterslide with an american flag wrapped around you (eagle scream)
1 (1.3%)
Japanese Bone Picking
1 (1.3%)
Natural Burial (Coffin)
1 (1.3%)
Natural Burial (No Coffin)
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 80

Author Topic: Type of funerary practice you wish your body to have?  (Read 4698 times)

My morbid curiosity got the better of me today, how would you have your body disposed of, BLF?

Why is "organ donation" an option...? Can't you donate organs, then get cremated? Your body doesn't just go away when you donate organs, unless I'm mistaken

But yeah cremated then put my ashes in an urn
a sturdy sealed one to make sure they stay there
why am I not weirded out at all by talking about my dead body? I guess I won't be living in it but still I should be weirded out
« Last Edit: July 07, 2017, 03:13:20 PM by Super Suit 12 »

Why is "organ donation" an option...? Can't you donate organs, then get cremated? Your body doesn't just go away when you donate organs.

But yeah cremated then put my ashes in an urn
a sturdy sealed one to make sure they stay there
Didn't think of it at the time.

poll has been reset so if you wish to select a new opt

at my funeral i want the room to be very dark with a single light fixating on my casket. after all the guests arrive the doors are going to be locked and suddenly the light is going to swing upwards to see my lifeless body swinging from a ceiling fan. suddenly, 10 of the boys will stand up from the pews wearing grim reaper outfits and will point their scythes at my body and start chanting, "big. big. big. big.," until eventually the stick of tnt stuck inside my body goes off and my insides are exploded over everyone there.     would be pretty cool.

organ donation or used for dissection if applicable, feed to local birds otherwise. maybe have the feeding recorded and posted to liveleak or something, if liveleak still exists when i'm dead

blended and canned into my own brand of chum

everyone in my family has been cremated so i'd want to be buried

just to forget with them

what's with all these death threads recently

are y'all doing alright

cryogenically frozen so I can be revived in the future as a robot/cyborg

add "cryogenically frozen" to the poll please
« Last Edit: July 07, 2017, 03:37:09 PM by Electrk. »

what's with all these death threads recently

are y'all doing alright
death is something that everyone's going to experience sometime so i think it's better that we talk about it now more to normalize it

when I die I want someone to chop my head off and blast it into outer space

I've instructed my closest friends that my body be laid in a pyre of resinous wood which will burn with a pleasant odor which will then be set alight, and my friends and family are to throw high proof alcohol onto the blaze, and enjoy some of said alcohol.  Once the wood and my body are fully consumed, a stone cube between one and two feed in dimension with my name and dates of birth and death visible on all faces is to be placed at the location.


cryogenically frozen so I can be revived in the future as a robot/cyborg

add "cryogenically frozen" to the poll please
I would do this but isn't it ridiculously expensive

I would do this but isn't it ridiculously expensive

gotta make that $$$