Poll

Select an option.

Burial - No Embalming
3 (3.8%)
Burial - Embalming
2 (2.5%)
Cremation - Urn
0 (0%)
Cremation - Ashes spread in specified location
6 (7.5%)
Fed to animals
2 (2.5%)
Mummification
1 (1.3%)
Burial at sea
2 (2.5%)
Organ Donation - Cremation afterwards.
10 (12.5%)
Unsure
4 (5%)
Organ Donation - Burial Afterwards
5 (6.3%)
Cryogenic preservation - Ressurection / Cyborg
15 (18.8%)
Cremation - Launched into space
1 (1.3%)
Burial - Casket launched into space
5 (6.3%)
Burial - Body launched into space
3 (3.8%)
something edgy
10 (12.5%)
Viking burial
8 (10%)
Be ressurected when the technology becomes available
0 (0%)
shot off of a waterslide with an american flag wrapped around you (eagle scream)
1 (1.3%)
Japanese Bone Picking
1 (1.3%)
Natural Burial (Coffin)
1 (1.3%)
Natural Burial (No Coffin)
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 80

Author Topic: Type of funerary practice you wish your body to have?  (Read 4687 times)

wood chipper aimed at a pool of sharks

I want my body to be cremated, and my ashes to be dispersed into space.

Catapulted through the White House windows.

what i really want is a big loving public party where there is slammin music and lots of confetti and at the end my corpse is risen from my casket and flung out into the ocean by a catapult

burned during re-entry after completing one full orbit
or yknow just cryogenically frozen so I can be resurrected as a robot I guess

I've instructed my closest friends that my body be laid in a pyre of resinous wood which will burn with a pleasant odor which will then be set alight, and my friends and family are to throw high proof alcohol onto the blaze, and enjoy some of said alcohol.
what's up with the chronology in this sentence? If your resinous wood is already burning with a pleasant odor, why must it then be set alight, and how are your friends supposed to enjoy their high proof alcohol when it's burning on your nice-smelling corpse?

body dumped in a dumpster while my steam account is sent to acorncake

put my body in the driver's seat of a remote controlled demolition derby car and let me fight against the worlds best demo derby champions

I really don't care about what happens to my body after I am dead.

something with "we'll meet again" playing on huge speakers

bury me with my money


dump my body into the deepest tunnel system and set it on fire


affix my severed head to the nose of a rocket ship and crash it into pluto
that would be loving awesome