shove smokebomb up ass so you fart out smoke
You shove a smoke grenade up your rear so you can fart out smoke. The smoke grenade explodes while still inside you and thoroughly forgets up your insides, backfiring horribly and causing you to suffocate to death.
GAME OVER #6:
Way to get SMOKED!throw empty syringe at them as a distraction before shooting them
You throw an empty syringe at
Viper Five but miss! The syringe harmlessly shatters on the floor.
"What was that?" Viper Five turns around to look at the broken syringe. "Someone out there? Show yourself! Don't worry, we're the police! Let's get you out of here!" He's states, clearly lying about being a cop... Or is he?
use V.A.T.S. to shoot the gun out of one of them
You lean out of cover, take aim with a FN FNC, and imagine going into V.A.T.S (What is VATS? You wouldn't know. You've been locked up too long to know about the Fallout series.) before taking a shot at
Viper Six's machine gun!
"Contact! Contact!" Viper Six shouts.
Viper Six fires a long burst from a machinegun at
You, but you duck back into cover!
You are under heavy fire! Viper Six continues letting loose with suppressive fire in your general direction!Fill both vipers' heads with shotgun pellets
but first use smoke grenade
Use smokebomb to close in, empty coach gun into skull at point blank range.
You toss a smoke bomb around the corner! The smoke grenade lands in the middle of the room releases a cloud of smoke, making you harder to hit, let alone see!
Viper Five fires his shotgun blindly into the smoke, hoping to hit you!
Viper Six continues letting loose with the suppressive fire... Until he runs out of ammo and has to reload!
You charge through the smoke, Coach Gun in hand, and emerge from it face-first into Viper-Five! You can't miss at this range!
You shoot Viper-Five in the skull point-blank BLOWING IT INTO PIECES!Viper Five stands headless for a few seconds and tumbles to the ground.+7 Bloodlust (Now 70%): Head Explosion
Boom, Headshot.Viper Six finishes reloading and dives behind the front desk of the hospital!
You fire at Viper Six while he's diving behind the front desk! Most of the pellets miss, but a few of them strike Viper Six in the arm, seriously hindering his accuracy!
Your Stoeger Coach Gun is now empty.Viper Six blindfires his machinegun at you! Several bullets barely miss you, striking the floor and wall instead! The heavy volume of fire forces you to retreat into the smoke and take cover next to the car that Viper Six used to ram into the hospital!
Viper Six continues blindfiring at your last known location, unaware that you've relocated a few feet to the side!
make a jojo reference
You perform a majestic JOJO POSE! Or at least, you try to. Well, I tried to. The security guard model I'm using for the protag's disguise only has two working fingers. The rest of the fingers are literally fused together, so I can't make a proper jojo pose.
Viper Five (HEADEXPLODED) armed with Remington 870 MCS shotgunViper Six (Lightly Wounded, Arm Shot) armed with
FN M249 SPW Machine Gun
WEAPONS HAMMER NIGHTSTICK BASEBALL BAT STRANGE SYRINGE W/ WARNING LABEL COMBAT KNIFE [.40] GLOCK 23 (5/15 rounds) [.45] H&K MARK 23 (5/12 rounds) [.38] S&W MODEL 586 (6/6 rounds) [Shells] WINCHESTER 1300 DEFENDER (2/8 rounds) [Shells] STOEGER COACH GUN (0/2 rounds) [5.56]FN FNC (20/30 rounds)
| OTHER ITEMS CLOTHES (Hospital) CLOTHES (Security Guard) FOOTWEAR (Spare Pair of Shoes) HEADGEAR (Smiley Mask) PAINKILLERS POSTCARD FROM VENTURON CITY (Wish You Were Here!)
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BLOODLUST: 70%People Killed/Deaths Witnessed: 15/21
Game Over Count: 6
[quote author=NotBomberguy link=topic=311670.msg9644739#msg9644739 date=1504240859]
if all else fails, just disguise as the dead soldier
[/quote][quote author=Potatoh link=topic=311670.msg9644879#msg9644879 date=1504255702]
when your done dealing with the guards continue to walk in a stupid fashion out the insane asylum
[/quote]