Valerian is garbage

[Tayasaurus]

why does the main character look like a late stage cancer patient

[Ad Bot]

[Tactical Nuke]

Of course it's garbage.  Did you watch the trailer?  I thought it was a spoof for a solid minute.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH x100

why does the main character look like a late stage cancer patient

they both do
I'd say their talent would cover for it but they're both terrible actors

[Køtt]

valerian's voice sounds like he's trying to be a tough guy

[Shift Kitty]

People were hyped by the trailers?

Huh.

[Tactical Nuke]

People were hyped by the trailers?

Huh.

it does look amazing at points

[Red Spy]

Also, there are some greedy long-nosed creatures that are desperate for money and (while not as bad as Watto) appear to literally be socially acceptable Jew caricatures. Classy.

i thought you hated israel mczealot 

[Badspot]

valerian's voice sounds like he's trying to be a tough guy

It sounds like a bad Keanu Reeves impression.

it does look amazing at points

Only if you're a full duplex autist and feel a stronger connection to things than people.

[Red Spy]

how's the late night movie posting going badspot

[Shift Kitty]

The trailers personally made me feel uncomfortable. Like they were trying to show off how fascinating and cool their characters were. We got the good ol 'badass' going to the beach jim, that they probably want every dudebro to fantasize as. Then we got the girl who's just angry and violent but probably 'secretly' loves jim and there's probably several awkward scenes between them two. Anything intended to be 'threatening' just looks goofy. And there's many 'got ya' scenes where there's an odd pause and then one of the characters just happens to have some movement or thing on them planned for the situation.


Who here thought this was good?


Here we have a potato with too many nostrils with a gun that is only useful in this exact situation.
How has this race not died off.

[Blockomaniac]

VALERIAAAN!

[Køtt]

It sounds like a bad Keanu Reeves impression.

if he tried to pull off a "whoa" like at the Matrix it probably would sound more rasp and a bit distorted lol

he should just stick to sounding like a pretty boy if his appearance looks like one because i really can't take him seriously by the look

[Alternat¡ve]

I have seen this film four times and it's as if the enigma of the intricately crafted layers of the story becomes a little clearer each time. I guess you should stick to Marvel flicks if you can't handle a deep story.

[Nonnel]

i will wait until its released on torrent

yikes the big man is right there

[Insert Name Here²]

I thought it was fine

[Khaz]

other than the forced romance between valerian and laureline the film was decent