Author Topic: how do i get my richard out of a roast ham  (Read 1936 times)

use a turkey baster to create a vacuum inside the roast to make it easier for the phallic organ to pop out


eat it off as you would a donut

eat it off as you would a donut
ayo hol up
so what you're saying is
we can forget donuts?

ayo hol up
so what you're saying is
we can forget donuts?
what u think the hole is for

ayo hol up
so what you're saying is
we can forget donuts?
what u think the hole is for
hmm........

edit: how do i get my richard out of a donut

hmm........

edit: how do i get my richard out of a donut
eat it off as you would a donut

you decide its a good idea to start erp'ing like you do when you're at home alone on the internet, since nobody is around but the queer. except it isnt an erp cause its real life you sick forget.

first thing you do is imagine sweet, sticky donuts surrounding your richard, the warm frosting enveloping your lower member and caressing it gently but firmly, squeezing you without being too tight. you almost groan in ecstacy at the thought, and you instantly get an incredible boner thats clearly visible through your pants.

the queer dude looks at you like hes wondering what in the flying forget you're doing

you grab a pipe bomb and turn him over. before he can say anything you're grabbing at his pants, trying to get his richard out. he yells what the forget and tries to roll away and stop you but nothing can get in the way of you and your carnal desires now.

you decide to try some bdsm play and put a handcuff around his richard. unfortunately its not erect (maybe he isnt a queer??) and the handcuff is unable to stay on, but its the attempt that counts

you then shed your own drawers and start inserting the bomb up your ass, in full view of the cigarette. his face turns into a face of pure horror before turning away.

my first guess would be for you try to eat it off, but if you cant get it to your mouth that'd be a problem.

my first guess would be for you try to eat it off, but if you cant get it to your mouth that'd be a problem.
remove several ribs

if he's gonna get surgery to remove his ribs, he might as well just get the ham surgically removed instead. idiot.

who says u need surgery...

if ur gonna forgetin pull your RIBS OUT then you can pull your forgetin richard outta a ham

*Pulls out a pair of The Jaws-of-Life tools*

Don't worry, I got this.
And I'll be having some spare ribs for dinner after this, too

first thing you do is imagine sweet, sticky donuts surrounding your richard, the warm frosting enveloping your lower member and caressing it gently but firmly, squeezing you without being too tight. you almost groan in ecstacy at the thought, and you instantly get an incredible boner thats clearly visible through your pants.
o my~

I hope you thanked Badspot for that delicious summer ham.