Several Questions: Is "no loopholes" a good rule?

[Mega-Bear]

I only take cold showers because my water heater died after I shot it with a rifle

It's not too bad

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[Drydess]

this is the coolest post I have ever read.....

ike is 10/10 chill

[Red Spy]

after i wash my hair i stand there for 20 minutes then i realize it's time to get out

[Nix the Glaceon]

when i finish cleaning my filthy body i just sit down and think

[Super Suit 12]

I only take cold showers because my water heater died after I shot it with a rifle

Guns don't kill people, people do they kill water heaters.

[Juncoph]

it depends on whether im really hot when i enter the shower

if i'm sweaty as i enter the shower, i'll do an initially warm shower and then switch to cold once i don't need the cleansing effects of hot water anymore

[MoleManFromMiddleMars]

I bathe in heavy water.

[Drydess]

for some reason if i shower while i'm sweaty i stay sweaty for the next hour or so after i get out
it's really jarring when i just need to cool off badly

[Planr]

i finish my shower by killing younglings

[MoleManFromMiddleMars]

i finish my shower by killing younglings

I'm sure there was a duchess that killed young girls in order to bathe in their blood to prevent wrinkles.

[Drydess]

I'm sure there was a duchess that killed young girls in order to bathe in their blood to prevent wrinkles.

me irl

[Insert Name Here²]

I turn the water flow off

[Marios]

for some reason if i shower while i'm sweaty i stay sweaty for the next hour or so after i get out
it's really jarring when i just need to cool off badly

Sweat is your body's way of decreasing your temperature. Do you finish up with warm water, thus leaving you hot and persuading the body to keep sweating?

Also drink some water after every shower if that happens so often.

[Drydess]

drinking water is probably the issue but no i always take flat cold showers

[Marios]

drinking water is probably the issue but no i always take flat cold showers

Well, that's new to me. Sweating when you're cold, I mean. Maybe you were nervous about something?

And by the way, water isn't the reason sweating happens, it's the medicine that prevents dehydration from sweating for an hour.