Author Topic: richard accident sperm question  (Read 3373 times)


oh yeah well my load shoots farther
short richard or long richard


would you rather have a mile long richard thats half an inch in diameter or a mile thick richard that's half an inch long

would the uretheral opening also scale with the thickness

if so then you could have like a geyser if you go for the mile thick variety

If you cut my richard off, two more will take its place.
Hydra snake.
we'd have a hard time finding it in the first place, let alone cutting it off

we'd have a hard time finding it in the first place, let alone cutting it off


take this

if your richard gets cut off do you get phantom boners?
lifes hardest questions

there was blood in my sperm so im starting to think theyre growing a bit too big

would you rather have a mile long richard thats half an inch in diameter or a mile thick richard that's half an inch long
garden hose or a giant pepperoni

would you rather have a mile long richard thats half an inch in diameter or a mile thick richard that's half an inch long
with the first choice your richard would probably be cut off at some point because of how thin and long it is. however, you could still have love, but girls would have to walk a mile in order to reach the tip. with the neurons having to travel so long, it would take at least 5 minutes before you feel your mile long richard being inserted into someone's mouth.

also if you cum it'd take an hour for that jizz to reach the end. also you'd never be able to masturbate

with the second option you'd just have a really loving wide mass of flesh that would instantly crush you so you'd die

imagine having a richard that would be so large it would generate gravity though

yes yes yes yes yes
well jeez now u guys got me curious.....
imagine having a richard that would be so large it would generate gravity though
i imagine that it would be very inconvenient

well jeez now u guys got me curious.....i imagine that it would be very inconvenient
climaxs are like 100x better

imagine having a richard that would be so large it would generate gravity though
technically everything generates gravity, but it's very weak around the hotdog as it doesn't have enough mass to create a noticeable gravity field