would you rather have a mile long richard thats half an inch in diameter or a mile thick richard that's half an inch long
with the first choice your richard would probably be cut off at some point because of how thin and long it is. however, you could still have love, but girls would have to walk a mile in order to reach the tip. with the neurons having to travel so long, it would take at least 5 minutes before you feel your mile long richard being inserted into someone's mouth.
also if you cum it'd take an hour for that jizz to reach the end. also you'd never be able to masturbate
with the second option you'd just have a really loving wide mass of flesh that would instantly crush you so you'd die