itt: you're a doctor, diagnose the above user's problem

[Blue Screen]

/title

you are a 100% certified, totally legit doctor with about 69 years of experience. and everyone's forgetin sick with something. diagnose their problem in any way with text or images, and optionally give them a remedy for what they're injured/sick with. go nuts.

edit: forget lemme redo this thing (or whatever, do what you want to do)

i don't forgetin know that's why you're here to diagnose everyone else

my toe hurts :(

[Ad Bot]

[Hawt]

stick it in my starfish

[Squib]

aUstism lol

[SWAT One]

Flips papers over on clipboard, looking down through reading glasses, then suddenly looks up. "Well, unfortunately, you've tested positive for Type-2 friend."

[yehellis3246]

pinworms
/
gigabyteworms

[failbros2]

PETABYTE WORMS
i suggest you get protegent
useful when your system crashes and you lose your deeta

[armyman12313]

You have a disease called Tank Busting, A bullet should fix the problem

[MicroEDGE]

"Prognosis? YOU'RE DEAD!"

[Drydess]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LXzJR7K0wK0

[failbros2]

you're dry
try drinking prune juice

[TableSalt]

gay

[Cubone]

testicular cancer

[FelipeO_O_]

gay cancer

[NotBomberguy]

probably being jewish

[Rolfey95]

This will apply to someone.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw0fTmnIVKQ