Author Topic: itt: you're a doctor, diagnose the above user's problem (Read 14673 times)

Potatoh · October 15, 2017, 02:23:16 AM

smoking too much

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TheMrDoors · October 15, 2017, 09:31:01 AM

expired

Metalliku · October 15, 2017, 01:44:58 PM

high on crack

Refticus · October 15, 2017, 06:13:47 PM

568 tapeworms controlling each part of your body
your name has been changed to tapeworm in response to this discovery

TheMrDoors · October 15, 2017, 09:08:11 PM

furry

CRITAWAKETS · October 15, 2017, 09:11:54 PM

Erectile cancer.

RobotSpark · October 15, 2017, 09:53:47 PM

Quote from: exit on October 14, 2017, 07:20:09 PM

you have robotitis

edit: this sounds so wrong

failbros2 · October 15, 2017, 11:36:46 PM

going to explode
take a fire extinguisher

Ayebee123 · October 15, 2017, 11:41:19 PM

heart failiure

RobotSpark · October 16, 2017, 02:01:49 AM

emotional failure

Refticus · October 16, 2017, 03:33:52 AM

ass failure

Nonnel · October 16, 2017, 04:43:22 AM

my diagnosis? bad babysitting!

Kamutog · October 16, 2017, 07:40:11 PM

Approximately half of the water in your body has been turned into wine.

Squib · October 17, 2017, 12:07:57 AM

you have no starfish and whenever you take a piss stuff just comes out instead of piss

RobotSpark · October 17, 2017, 12:13:17 AM

disturbed childhood syndrome, likely caused by graphic love or rape at a young age (>13)

not to be confused with twelvie syndrome, which is caused by consensual love at a young age (>13)