Poll

What do you when you wake up?

Wake up
12 (27.3%)
Laugh
2 (4.5%)
Cry
2 (4.5%)
Sleep again
15 (34.1%)
Jerk off
13 (29.5%)

Total Members Voted: 44

Author Topic: I woke up from a nap laughing  (Read 2315 times)

it's weird, but I always wake up pissing

OT: please. we need to know the undisclosed person.
Inb4 Waking up jerking off and leaving.

I just remembered why I was laughing; an undisclosed person (who I won't name cause u guys will make fun of me) was making a pie with bacon inside and I asked what they were doing, and they said "Bacon a Pie".

Should I just end it all

make a poll

haha i wake up wishing i hadnt

haha i wake up wishing i hadnt
Being lost in a horrific dream world you have no control of for all eternity sounds awful

it's weird, but I always wake up pissing
that sounds damn awful what the forget

that sounds damn awful what the forget
nah man it's chill cuz I don't have to take the morning trip to the bathroom and I have something to drink without getting up

I just remembered why I was laughing; an undisclosed person (who I won't name cause u guys will make fun of me) was making a pie with bacon inside and I asked what they were doing, and they said "Bacon a Pie".

Should I just end it all
i want to have these dreams

i wake up, screech "i know you're there!", then fall back asleep for 1 hour.
really spooks the ghosts that haunt me

nah man it's chill cuz I don't have to take the morning trip to the bathroom and I have something to drink without getting up
i've called the police

Being lost in a horrific dream world you have no control of for all eternity sounds awful
speaking of dreams recently my first dream i've had in a long time was me as a police officer tasing some dude who was resisting arrest. the taser didnt work the first time so i had to reload it and try again. strangely realistic dream, guess i've been watching too much bodycam footage lol

it's weird, but I always wake up pissing

OT: please. we need to know the undisclosed person.
mei from overwatch

when i fall asleep i wake up


wait is that the truth
yes, and it was weird cause we were in the antartica map inside the cabin.

yes, and it was weird cause we were in the antartica map inside the cabin.
dude i'm loving losing my stuff lmao

forget what I said you shouldn't have told us