[noose] Toys 'R' Us begins to file for bankruptcy

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i wonder what would have changed historically in this forum if matthew was outed before a few weeks went on/ he never even joined

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[torin²]

i wonder what would have changed historically in this forum if matthew was outed before a few weeks went on/ he never even joined

thats literally what happened you brainlet

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thats literally what happened you brainlet

literal outing as in he never joined again due to it

[Nonnel]

hello matthew's mother i would like to inform you that matthew has a mother kink

[ReddBoi]

hello matthew's mother i would like to inform you that matthew has a mother kink

and diaper

[caxto]

now where the forget can i buy a mini ferrari

[King Tøny]

I knew this was going to happen.

Back in the 90s toys r us was basically a huge ass toy paradise filled with all the hottest toys.

Go to any toys r us now and it's mostly empty.

[randomtroll39]

good, a few years back when a local toys r us was closing they were doing a clearance sale, i bought a rubber duck for 50p


the forgeter was ripped at the bottom
forget toys r us

[VerticalHorizon]

one time when i was a kid, my mom took me to Toys R Us and i found an accordion. for some reason, at that age, i really really wanted to play an accordion. i picked it up and carried it around the store with me when i stumbled upon a Crash Test Dummies action figure set with a car that explodes. my mom told me i could only have one and that she would not return it if i found myself unhappy with my decision. i debated on it for like 15 minutes and eventually both my mom and i convinced me that i would never put in the time to learn the accordion, so i put the accordion back. the Crash Test Dummies toy was stuff and i didn't like it and to this day i wonder where i would have ended up if i had gotten that accordion. what if i was a savant and grew up to be the world's greatest accordionist, with my own line of custom accordions and getting thousands of dollars per show. what if i toured the world and met other amazing musicians and collaborated and sent home a fat check every month to my mom so she never had to work or worry about money again.

i guess i'll never know

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I think you should buy an accordion.

[King Tøny]

one time when i was a kid, my mom took me to Toys R Us and i found an accordion. for some reason, at that age, i really really wanted to play an accordion. i picked it up and carried it around the store with me when i stumbled upon a Crash Test Dummies action figure set with a car that explodes. my mom told me i could only have one and that she would not return it if i found myself unhappy with my decision. i debated on it for like 15 minutes and eventually both my mom and i convinced me that i would never put in the time to learn the accordion, so i put the accordion back. the Crash Test Dummies toy was stuff and i didn't like it and to this day i wonder where i would have ended up if i had gotten that accordion. what if i was a savant and grew up to be the world's greatest accordionist, with my own line of custom accordions and getting thousands of dollars per show. what if i toured the world and met other amazing musicians and collaborated and sent home a fat check every month to my mom so she never had to work or worry about money again.

i guess i'll never know

she would not return it if i found myself unhappy with my decision

So I found the issue that could have solved your problem.

It was your mom's fault for not letting you return it, how dumb is that.

[King Tøny]

Also you can be the world's best accordion player and still never get laid.

So I think you dodged a bullet.

[Mega-Bear]

Also you can be the world's best accordion player and still never get laid.

So I think you dodged a bullet.

< learning an instrument to get laid
Stop right there

[Red Spy]

how else could mozart have a wife he was a scrawny manchild

[The Titanium]

I DONT WANNA GROW UP

I DONT WANNA CLOSE MY EYES