[noose] Toys 'R' Us begins to file for bankruptcy

[King Tøny]

how else could mozart have a wife he was a scrawny manchild

Simple, he wasn't an accordion player.

< learning an instrument to get laid
Stop right there

Learning electric guitar will get you laid more than an accordion.

[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

Also you can be the world's best accordion player and still never get laid.

I'm not sure if you're the best authority on how to be attractive to the opposite love

[IkeTheGeneric]

like an accordion is an exotic instrument, and it takes a lot of skill & practice to learn and play well

and of course, being proficient in something could probably factor into attractiveness...

[Nonnel]

Also you can be the world's best accordion player and still never get laid.

So I think you dodged a bullet.

I will find the world's best accordion player and sleep with them.

also accordion is super hard

[IkeTheGeneric]

also accordion is super hard

freakin' this, it takes a lot of hand coordination for BOTH hands; working the bellows is a lot harder than it looks when you're focusing on both sides

[Mega-Bear]

Learning electric guitar will get you laid more than an accordion.

I play electric guitar and have never gotten laid because of it
(edit: though I won't deny playing an instrument might make someone more attractive. I just dislike your implication that any instrument is "loveier" than another or that the guitar is a pusillanimous individual magnet)

my point was picking up an instrument to get laid is stupid, no surprise coming from you though.

[VerticalHorizon]

Also you can be the world's best accordion player and still never get laid.

So I think you dodged a bullet.

i don't get laid because i play instruments, i get laid because i'm attractive
stop projecting

[Kyuande]

I think Tony just wants the easiest way to get laid and get those fresh stds

[Drydess]

< learning an instrument to get laid
Stop right there

works with violin and guitar

[Red Spy]

works with violin and guitar

the only thing guys get from playing the violin is laughter

[Drydess]

the only thing guys get from playing the violin is laughter

boy you don't even know how many girls i got right now

[torin²]

boy you don't even know how many girls i got right now

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[Conan]

the only thing guys get from playing the violin is laughter

for every violinist that gets laid, one small sad violin piece is played in your honor

[Red Spy]

for every violinist that gets laid, one small sad violin piece is played in your honor

i don't hear anything

[Conan]

i don't hear anything

probably cause drydess is actually gay and goes after guys, makes sense i suppose