Author Topic: [DARK KNOWLEDGE] cup noodles microwave instructions for rule breakers  (Read 625 times)

step one put in microwave
step two 6 minute
step three eat

also you'll probably get broth all over your microwave


no eating is step one, then you put it in microwave

6 minutes? what kinda weak stuff microwave do you have that takes that long

step one put spice packet in bowl
step two boil water
step three pour water in sink
step four put noodles in the bowl where you put the spice packet

done

step one put spice packet in bowl
step two boil water
step three pour water in sink
step four put noodles in the bowl where you put the spice packet

done
cup noodles have no spice packet you dumpster. this is for folks without fancy "sinks" and "bowls"

6 minutes? what kinda weak stuff microwave do you have that takes that long
you want to get it hot enough to burn your sins away

put the spice packet in the water unopened and then boil it. grab it out slowly with your hands after it is done being microwaved to get an upgraded spice packet
don't want your noodles to be soggy? just dont put water in them! they contain their own nutrients and cook by themselves. plus, the water cant absorb the calcium!

6 minutes? what kinda weak stuff microwave do you have that takes that long
microwaves, like kettles, don't work in america. only in britain

we microwave our tea better than yours

microwaving styrofoam can give you cancer

microwaving styrofoam can give you cancer
as if i needed more incentive to put my cup noodles in the microwave

you're not supposed to microwave it