i just had the nastiest burrito ever

[PhantOS]

ok so im chilling at my friends crib right now and he's vegetarian and all of the food in his fridge is loving vegan. anyways i was loving hungry so i broke into his freezer and stole a burrito and for forgets sake



i read the ingredients and i was like "hmm maybe all the flavors complement each other and make for a tasty meal" and me being my dumb ass decided to microwave it

ive just eaten half of the burrito and its disgusting. it doesn't taste good, it doesn't taste bad, it tastes like loving nothing. none of the ingredients have any flavor whatsoever. im debating killing my vegetarian friend for buying this or killing myself for making it

/discuss bland ass meals

[Ad Bot]

[ahoy]

it would be worse if you microwaved it

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

yep thats vegetarian food

[MicroEDGE]

yep thats vegetarian food

[Filipe]

Well what do you expect? Vegetarian food is bland, I mean, I'm not 100% sure about that of course, until someone proves me wrong.

[Køtt]

i don't blame you for how stuffty veggie food is

can it be cooked in an oven tho

[Darth C3P0²]

Damn. That sounded really good too, rip you.
If you have a vegan friend never trust store bought food, have them do home made because store bought vegan loving sucks, well same with home made but home made is actually edible.

[Mr Unicode]

I once had some vegan lasagna because there was an ungodly amount of snow and i was stuck in the house.

It was loving disgusting, it tasted bland, and fucling grainy. It was 3 thin lasagna sheets with this disgusting green paste in the middle that looked like someone threw up guacamole.

[Ragequit]

how would anyone in their right mind think that those ingredients would make anything remotely edible

[Jefferson Block]

how would anyone in their right mind think that those ingredients would make anything remotely edible

Tbh it sounded kinda good at first

[Planr]

so lesson learned... dont eat vegetarian food

[snot2]

you dont win friends with salad

[Katadeus]

If you just make a burrito with refried beans rice and cheese it's good like how do you mess up

[HellHound]

I had a vegetarian burger once and it tasted a lot like a real burger so I'm not complaining there. but it was really expensive tho

[Woof]