Poll

how much, you dirty street whore?

$1,000,000+
9 (20.9%)
$100,000+
2 (4.7%)
$10,000+
4 (9.3%)
$1,000+
5 (11.6%)
$100+
3 (7%)
$10+
5 (11.6%)
a single dollar
0 (0%)
a cheez-it
6 (14%)
i'll loving pay to suck richard
7 (16.3%)
i'm too insecure to answer without shaming myself
2 (4.7%)

Total Members Voted: 43

Author Topic: what would you need to be paid to suck a richard?  (Read 3829 times)

socialogical survey

UPDATE
« Last Edit: October 09, 2017, 09:50:57 PM by Rigel »

good thing you didn't say cheeze nips, they're 95% poison



well... not for just 1

but everything has a price. there is an amount of cheese its that would take the taste of richard out of any phobe's mouth.


Replace the cheez-it with free pizza and i'd do it

replace the cheez it with a million dollars and a brain washing machine and i'd do it

replace the cheez it with a million dollars and a brain washing machine and i'd do it

come on now. im straight as hell, cant even stand the thought of taking richard. but i could down-bid a dollar amount to... 10k. i could get over it in a weekend of binge spending.

only if he nut on the cheez it too. gotta get all the protein n stuff

hmm cheez-its are pretty good so worth

but honestly i'd rather be sucking richard for some ritz bits

300 years ago, Issac Newton wondered why the apple hit him in the head.

300 years later, a stranger wants to know how many people would suck a richard for a cheese cracker.

Isn't society great?

Newton sounds like a dumbass. We're here answering questions that aren't obvious.

300 years ago, Issac Newton wondered why the apple hit him in the head.

300 years later, a stranger wants to know how many people would suck a richard for a cheese cracker.

Isn't society great?
i can assure you people thought of that exact same thing (maybe replace the cheese cracker) 300 years ago, only it was undocumented