Author Topic: redgajin is currently locked out of his room  (Read 3494 times)

sleep out in the hallway like the hobo you are

good news: i got my laptop charger unplugged and under the door
bad news: i lost the ruler id been using for rescue missions in a daring attempt to retrieve my phone

go outside

get stick

use stick to get phone

???

profit

go outside

get stick

use stick to get phone

???

profit
it is 11pm
it is cold
im only wearing pants
i dont live somewhere with a lot of sticks
the phones not within reach but a brother had to try

it is 11pm
it is cold
im only wearing pants
i dont live somewhere with a lot of sticks
do it anyway or die



kick in the door wavin the 44

bust through the wall if its drywall, then fix it all up the next day so nobody even knows that it was broken

Maybe you could make something that could fit under the door, and then reach the handle on the other side.

Something preferably with a right angle. That way you slip the thing you'd use to turn the knob under the door, then put the "handle" flat against the floor. Putting the thing that would turn the knob right near the knob.

You could "measure" the height between the floor and the knob from the outside, then attach some kind of handle so you can slip the "knob turning" attachment through the door without losing it. The only problem is that you'd have to make it strong enough to turn the handle and withstand the pressure of trying to turn the knob.

Alternatively, you could just try to find an apron in the kitchen and go outside for something. It's not much but it might be better than nothing. Or, if you have towels (big ones) in the kitchen, you could cut some holes out (with either a knife or scissors) and go outside just the same. You may even have some cardboard in the kitchen. Find some tape, get a small cloth (or paper towel) and drape it over your foot. Then stick the tape onto the paper towel/small cloth (so that the tape doesn't rip the hair of your bare feet) and bam. You have rudimentary shoes.

Do you have a roller in the kitchen? If you do then you may be able to get that and a fork and try to smash the lock. Beating it like Carjackers do when they see a lock on the outside of a vehicle. When I say "beating" I mean like an architect would when sculping wood or some other hard material.

kick the area next to your doorknob with all your might (or ram it).
Being serious. this has worked for me in the past

kick the area next to your doorknob with all your might (or ram it).
Being serious. this has worked for me in the past
then get reported for breaking/entering

then get reported for breaking/entering
inside your own house??

Speaking of Knives and Scissors..... what if you filed either one down to a fine tip? I'm not sure what with (maybe with either of the aforementioned tools) but do your best to make whatever you choose as sharp as possible.

Or, find the sharpest knife in the kitchen (if you have a good idea which ones definitely aren't sharp). Then see what happens (just don't cut yourself).

If you end up trying to kick the door down, then may I suggest trying to use your emotional strength as well?

What I mean is try to use some memory or maybe a thought that (mentally) increases your strength. Maybe getting mad makes your stronger or something along those lines. There's no point trying to kick your door down half-heartedly in a dire situation like this.

go buy some hairpins or something