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when I was 8 I walked up to a random female in my class and went "haha did you know that you have hairier arms than normal it's like ur a guy haha"
and everyone saw
and heard
and somehow I wasn't placed in a special class
Not me but: my mom called the ketchup bottle a "Spanky Boye" as a joke, and then explained to the waiter why we called it that.