a fat man "coming in" to "give you a present" sounds pretty gay to me
if you're on the naughty list you better be ready to deliver the licc so you can be nice with santa
love on the night before Christmas is usually some of the best though, third only to a birthday romp and angry love.
they all pale in comparison to a good old fashion Sounding on Labor Daynothing says labor like sticking a silver rod down your jimmy hole and cumming blood