should i bring my phone to church tomorrow

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the only thing you should be bringing to church is your good spirit and readiness to hear the good lords word
and your wallet

better yet: just order a few pallets of nothing but phones so everyone can join in (or better yet keep them for yourself

better yet: just order a few pallets of nothing but phones so everyone can join in (or better yet keep them for yourself
i dont have that type of mony laying around bucko

i dont have that type of mony laying around bucko
no problem because phones don't cost mony

they cost money

it also means i can look at memes between the sermon and sunday school :*)

my dude

Why is this even a thing. Literally just have it on silent and your good

just don't go to church B^)

use a brain interface so you dont even need a phone
god will be literally in your head

Bring your gay lover and tell everyone that you do brown town foreplay by sticking the phone up your ass  :cookieMonster:

set your ringtone to saksenland and have me call you

Bring your gay lover and tell everyone that you do brown town foreplay by sticking the phone up your ass  :cookieMonster:
holy stuff havent seen you in a while

OT: Use phone to call pizzas to the church


in hindsight of what happened in texas this morning you should've brought more than a phone to church w/ you

The least boring day in any church ever

in hindsight of what happened in texas this morning you should've brought more than a phone to church w/ you
......uh


....UH