Mass Shooting Megathread | Rancho Tehama, CA | 5 dead, shooter down

[Rally]

< Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended
< Four ruffians break into my house
< "What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle
< Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot
< Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smooth-bore and nails the neighbors dog
< I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
< "Tally ho, lads!" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms
< Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion
< Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch
< Just as the founding fathers intended

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[Red Spy]

that is exactly how i live

[PhantOS]

< Own a minigun for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended
< Four communists break into my house
< "Whatn ternation?" as I grab my m1 helmet and Anti tank battery
< Blow 50 golf ball sized holes through the first man, he's dead on the spot
< Draw my fully automatic assault rifle on the second man, hits him entirely because it's rifled, and nails the neighbors
< I have to resort to the artillery gun mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with napalm
< "I like cheeseburgers!" the napalm burns down the entire neighborhood, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms
< fix scope and calculate the wind trajectory that will direct my 308 towards the last terrified rapscallion
< Enters and exits his chest, hits the engine block on the neighbor's car, igniting the gas and killing a family of 5
< Just as the founding fathers intended

[Red Spy]

that's also exactly how i live

[Rally]

Should've kept the bayonet part but replaced it with a chainsaw bayonet instead

[Red Spy]

#banassaultlocks

[Foxscotch]

couldn't yall have at least posted on white rows i cant read this stuff

[SeventhSandwich]

"ok guys we have orders to kill these civilians"
"i see no problem with this let's roll out"

See, that's a good point, which is that the US Army and most militia organizations wouldn't follow instructions which are brazenly tyrannical and unconstitutional. But that has nothing to do with civilian gun ownership.

[Red Spy]

But that has nothing to do with civilian gun ownership.

i fail to understand how saying the military can kill you is an effective argument against gun ownership

[SeventhSandwich]

i fail to understand how saying the military can kill you is an effective argument against gun ownership

It's not. I have nothing against gun ownership. I just think that the whole patriotic mantra about owning guns to 'protect yourself against the government' is mostly bullstuff.

[Red Spy]

I just think that the whole patriotic mantra about owning guns to 'protect yourself against the government' is mostly bullstuff.

well the phrase made a lot more sense when it was first coined obviously but i think it still has a little bit of value

[Tactical Nuke]

updated

might as well make this a thing

[Deus Ex]

damn

[beachbum111111]

My kind of thread. Who's your favourite Hardcore Gamer?

[Nonnel]

this is a thread we shouldn't need. not that there's any solution for this.