Author Topic: YouTube Kids is a terrifying stuffhole  (Read 3776 times)

An overwhelming amount of these videos are made by pajeets.

India needs to be loving nuked into the ground.

This seems like the kind of thing that you could use machine learning to do. Use neural networks and computer vision to extract common visual motifs (Batman, some thot in a dollar-store Elsa costume, literal human stuff) from the literally millions of these videos that exist, and then train them on fitness based on which videos performed the best. Then, hook it up to some kind of webcrawler script and have it stuff out brand-new videos every minute. Instant millions.

But then you realize that it's producing videos that were made of things not in the original content. All of a sudden it's messages about the fall of civilization and the end of market-based economics. Elsa takes a scimitar and cuts Batman's head off. Batman's torso is labeled with 'Bourgeoisie'. But wait, she's pulling stuff out of a burlap sack. Wait, it's Totino's Pizza Roll government vouchers.

Suddenly there's brain-washed child soldiers marching through the streets of Washington. The government is getting beheaded in the streets. A marble statue of Elsa is hoisted onto the front-lawn of the White House. The machines have won.
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No, this one can't be real for forget sakes
oh its real
its real son

Or they should at least be monitored by their parents. But nah, they just let the internet babysit their kids nowadays.
when i was little my parents let me on the internet with no supervision because i wasn't a handicap. i might not have been mature, but i knew what i should and shouldn't click on without having to be told because again, i wasn't a handicap

dumb kids are going to be dumb kids

God damn, Ethan Bradberry man

when i was little my parents let me on the internet with no supervision because i wasn't a handicap.
how young? parents let children that are really young, like 5-7 years old, onto the internet. you're expecting them to know what not to do?

how young? parents let children that are really young, like 5-7 years old, onto the internet. you're expecting them to know what not to do?
dude me and my friends were watching poorly subbed anime on shady streaming sites by the age of 8

dude me and my friends were watching poorly subbed anime on shady streaming sites by the age of 8
wh-


I watched coonskin and other ralph baskhi films as a kid so honestly I can't say this is any worse lmao

i found research and a bunch of other stuff when i was young specifically because i was left unmonitored online.

parents need to be parents in this day and age; you can't let the internet raise your kid just because it keeps them quiet.

At like 6 or 7 years old I was never monitored but I never looked up adult stuff either. I pretty much went on to play flash games or find Pokemon stuff. Then I found Club Penguin and I played that everyday and I was in.

At like 6 or 7 years old I was never monitored but I never looked up adult stuff either.
yea that was kinda what it was like for me except i started using the internet when i was around 3
apparently its the reason i was able to read at a young age